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  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Offline
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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    All called internet... Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-07-17 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      All called internet... Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-07-17 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      You forgot the clueless!

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        All called internet... Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-07-17 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        Marc Clifton
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        The last panel should have been "I hate living in a world where everything I really need to know isn't on the Internet." ;) Marc

        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

          All called internet... Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-07-17 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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          PradeepGaggandeep
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          As software moves toward a subscription model similar to Monsanto's model of selling GMO seeds, expect more screen space for ads and intentionally bad UI, as customers spend more money when confused and agitated.

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            As software moves toward a subscription model similar to Monsanto's model of selling GMO seeds, expect more screen space for ads and intentionally bad UI, as customers spend more money when confused and agitated.

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            Forogar
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            What on earth has this to do with anything in this post?

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              What on earth has this to do with anything in this post?

              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              Lost User
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              Just trolling, he's been doing it all over the place.

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                What on earth has this to do with anything in this post?

                - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                DFTT

                Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                  DFTT

                  Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                  Forogar
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                  Sorry, I should have realised!

                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                    As software moves toward a subscription model similar to Monsanto's model of selling GMO seeds, expect more screen space for ads and intentionally bad UI, as customers spend more money when confused and agitated.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Oh, that reminds me: Has anyone been watching "Braindead"? A couple of people have told me it's OK. Is it worth watching?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Oh, that reminds me: Has anyone been watching "Braindead"? A couple of people have told me it's OK. Is it worth watching?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      PradeepGaggandeep
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                      That is not a very flattering name for a documentary about you mate

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                        Oh, that reminds me: Has anyone been watching "Braindead"? A couple of people have told me it's OK. Is it worth watching?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        9082365
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                        The Guardian review was a bit on the fence so I didn't indulge thinking I could do a binge watch later on if the messages were more positive. So I'll be just as interested in what anyone has to say m'sen.

                        I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                          The Guardian review was a bit on the fence so I didn't indulge thinking I could do a binge watch later on if the messages were more positive. So I'll be just as interested in what anyone has to say m'sen.

                          I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          9082365 wrote:

                          I didn't indulge thinking I could do a binge watch later on if the messages were more positive

                          My thoughts exactly. Mind you, The Powerpuff Girls got good reviews, so I've got about 590 episodes of that to watch, first.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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