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  • C Chris Maunder

    As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

    Quote:

    I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

    It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

    cheers Chris Maunder

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    Marco Bertschi
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    Quote:[^]

    If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.

    In relation to other recent news :laugh:

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    • C Chris Maunder

      As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

      Quote:

      I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

      It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

      cheers Chris Maunder

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      A Jordison
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      "It works on my machine."

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      • C Chris Maunder

        As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

        Quote:

        I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

        It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

        cheers Chris Maunder

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        Mark_Wallace
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        For comedy value, you can't beat: "Windows 10 is the best Windows ever!"

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • C Chris Maunder

          As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

          Quote:

          I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

          It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

          cheers Chris Maunder

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          Sander Rossel
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          Chris Maunder wrote:

          what are your favourite IT related quotes?

          How is yours IT related? ;)

          Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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          • C Chris Maunder

            As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

            Quote:

            I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

            It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

            cheers Chris Maunder

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            icemanind
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            "Umm that's not a drink holder ma'am. That's your CD-ROM drive"

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              Chris Maunder wrote:

              what are your favourite IT related quotes?

              How is yours IT related? ;)

              Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Well, at least you're not a Linux evangelist.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • C Chris Maunder

                As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                Quote:

                I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                cheers Chris Maunder

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                Lost User
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                David Bradley was the guy that wrote the original code for CTRL-ALT_DEL to reboot the IBM PC. During a 20 year PC anniversary event Bradley and Bill Gates were both on stage as part of a panel discussion when the topic of the keys came up. "I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous." ~ David Bradley (IBM retired) Gates didn't laugh.

                That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                  Quote:

                  I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                  It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  You're missing the S in Torvalds for the link, but don't quote me on that.

                  Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                  • C Chris Maunder

                    As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                    Quote:

                    I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                    It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                    cheers Chris Maunder

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                    Lost User
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                    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal lobotomy.

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                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                      what are your favourite IT related quotes?

                      How is yours IT related? ;)

                      Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                      Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                      Regards, Sander

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                      Forogar
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                      Obviously you haven't had to work with Marketing!

                      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                        Quote:

                        I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                        It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                        cheers Chris Maunder

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                        MacSpudster
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                        "The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac." "The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it." Yup, from my signature below...

                        The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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                        • F Forogar

                          Obviously you haven't had to work with Marketing!

                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                          Sander Rossel
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                          I never said it didn't apply to IT. I'm simply saying not only to IT. More like, anyplace anywhere anytime :)

                          Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                          Regards, Sander

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                          • C Chris Maunder

                            As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                            Quote:

                            I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                            It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                            cheers Chris Maunder

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                            H Brydon
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                            Chris Maunder wrote:

                            what are your favourite IT related quotes?

                            "I have only proved the joke funny; I did not try it" ... a misquote of D.E.Knuth who famously said "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.", described here[^].

                            I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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                            • H H Brydon

                              Chris Maunder wrote:

                              what are your favourite IT related quotes?

                              "I have only proved the joke funny; I did not try it" ... a misquote of D.E.Knuth who famously said "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.", described here[^].

                              I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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                              H Brydon
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                              Come to think of it, the original quote is somewhat of a knee slapper too.

                              I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                                Quote:

                                I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                                It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                                cheers Chris Maunder

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                linky no worky

                                #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                                • F Forogar

                                  Thomas John Watson Sr. was the chairman and CEO of International Business Machines (IBM) and stated in 1943, "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers". How right he was!

                                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                  BillW33
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                                  Yes, I expect that was true back in 1943 ;)

                                  Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    For comedy value, you can't beat: "Windows 10 is the best Windows ever!"

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Kyle Moyer
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                                    I'm never sure if I've heard a joke somewhere or made it up myself (I like to think the latter) but... What's the difference between Windows 1.0 and Windows 10? Windows 10 has no point! I'll get my coat.

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                                    • K Kyle Moyer

                                      I'm never sure if I've heard a joke somewhere or made it up myself (I like to think the latter) but... What's the difference between Windows 1.0 and Windows 10? Windows 10 has no point! I'll get my coat.

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Unfortunately, there's one thing I can't blame winio for, and that's the 191 lines of reply to you that simply vanished because I dared to use the COMCTL32 Save window (it's not a dialog), which crashed notepad++ simply because I wanted to save what I had already written (I could still see the window, behind the "Notepad++ has crashed" notification, so I know it was 191 lines) (google the problem, and just imagine my anger at having lost so much time because of a @#$%^&* OS error). That problem has existed since weven, and it's a pretty fruggin' major problem, but adding baby blocks and spyware were obviously more important to MS than fixing major problems for their users. I'll go through it all again when my blood pressure drops below volcanic.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • C Chris Maunder

                                        As much as I hate feeding this guy's ego, I do love a good quote. In response to the thread about Linus I was wandering through Wikiquotes[^] and found

                                        Quote:

                                        I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep

                                        It got me thinking: what are your favourite IT related quotes? The "640KB should be good enough for anyone" doesn't count: it's past the statute of limitations.

                                        cheers Chris Maunder

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                                        Kevin Marois
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                                        Actual call to support: "My cup holder won't open"

                                        If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                          I never said it didn't apply to IT. I'm simply saying not only to IT. More like, anyplace anywhere anytime :)

                                          Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                                          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                                          Regards, Sander

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Zeker, maar het was Linux Torvalds.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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