Most hilarious computer article
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Hands down, this has to be the most hilarious computer article I’ve seen in a long time. Just look at the number one asked for qualification. If you really want a laugh, read the text of the article, and especially the first of the three big takeaways at the end of the article :laugh: Study of IT job postings on Indeed reveals trends important for all tech professionals[^] Ya, this was in today's CodeProject daily news.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Hands down, this has to be the most hilarious computer article I’ve seen in a long time. Just look at the number one asked for qualification. If you really want a laugh, read the text of the article, and especially the first of the three big takeaways at the end of the article :laugh: Study of IT job postings on Indeed reveals trends important for all tech professionals[^] Ya, this was in today's CodeProject daily news.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
Awesome! Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail. So: it doesn't have to work - you just have to be really good at convincing them that this is normal. Maybe next time they need to breakdown "IT" into smaller bits that author can chew on. That's like saying "Qualifications mentioned in Construction" and having a list like - Draftsmanship - Excavation - Capital fund raising - Truck maintenance - Metallurgy - Dirt - Building things
cheers Chris Maunder
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Hands down, this has to be the most hilarious computer article I’ve seen in a long time. Just look at the number one asked for qualification. If you really want a laugh, read the text of the article, and especially the first of the three big takeaways at the end of the article :laugh: Study of IT job postings on Indeed reveals trends important for all tech professionals[^] Ya, this was in today's CodeProject daily news.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
I was saddened to know that my experties in VMWare doesn't count for squat. :-D /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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Awesome! Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail. So: it doesn't have to work - you just have to be really good at convincing them that this is normal. Maybe next time they need to breakdown "IT" into smaller bits that author can chew on. That's like saying "Qualifications mentioned in Construction" and having a list like - Draftsmanship - Excavation - Capital fund raising - Truck maintenance - Metallurgy - Dirt - Building things
cheers Chris Maunder
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Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail
Sadly, this is true. When I last hired a help desk support person, my manager was adamant that was the main criteria. If they didn't know the answer they could easily pass it to the next level, but a customer would feel good with the good PR and not notice nothing got fixed! Luckily for me the person I hired had both skills.
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Awesome! Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail. So: it doesn't have to work - you just have to be really good at convincing them that this is normal. Maybe next time they need to breakdown "IT" into smaller bits that author can chew on. That's like saying "Qualifications mentioned in Construction" and having a list like - Draftsmanship - Excavation - Capital fund raising - Truck maintenance - Metallurgy - Dirt - Building things
cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail. So: it doesn't have to work - you just have to be really good at convincing them that this is normal.
So what you're saying is I should be focusing on a job in Customer Service.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hands down, this has to be the most hilarious computer article I’ve seen in a long time. Just look at the number one asked for qualification. If you really want a laugh, read the text of the article, and especially the first of the three big takeaways at the end of the article :laugh: Study of IT job postings on Indeed reveals trends important for all tech professionals[^] Ya, this was in today's CodeProject daily news.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
Sorry to be pedantic, but that one got me
If you're not familiar with programming API interfaces it's time to learn: it's by far the most highly sought skill from Indeed job posters.
If you're not familiar with acronyms it' time to learn... or at least look them up :doh:
(yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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I was saddened to know that my experties in VMWare doesn't count for squat. :-D /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
was saddened to know that my experties in VMWare doesn't count
Apparently they know about your spelling issues. ;P
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hands down, this has to be the most hilarious computer article I’ve seen in a long time. Just look at the number one asked for qualification. If you really want a laugh, read the text of the article, and especially the first of the three big takeaways at the end of the article :laugh: Study of IT job postings on Indeed reveals trends important for all tech professionals[^] Ya, this was in today's CodeProject daily news.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
was saddened to know that my experties in VMWare doesn't count
Apparently they know about your spelling issues. ;P
Will Rogers never met me.
What spelling issues? I have more than one experty. ;P /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Customer service is over twice as important as attention to detail. So: it doesn't have to work - you just have to be really good at convincing them that this is normal.
So what you're saying is I should be focusing on a job in Customer Service.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You just made me spray beer on the screen. Yeah...no.
cheers Chris Maunder