Cortana and my aunt
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From an email from my aunt: This morning, when I turned on the computer it did over an hour's worth of updates - things looks different and I am trying to figure out how to hide this annoying Ask Me Anything Cortana thing at the left bottom screen. Right now, the Olympic medal count just popped up at the left as well. I'll have to ask Mr. Cortana how to make that (and him) go away. Wow, Microsoft is pushing medal counts onto the desktop? How pathetic. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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From an email from my aunt: This morning, when I turned on the computer it did over an hour's worth of updates - things looks different and I am trying to figure out how to hide this annoying Ask Me Anything Cortana thing at the left bottom screen. Right now, the Olympic medal count just popped up at the left as well. I'll have to ask Mr. Cortana how to make that (and him) go away. Wow, Microsoft is pushing medal counts onto the desktop? How pathetic. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Feels a bit like "The Return of Clippy", right? :laugh:
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Feels a bit like "The Return of Clippy", right? :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
Feels a bit like "The Return of Clippy", right?
Clippy was at least cute, for a few minutes. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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From an email from my aunt: This morning, when I turned on the computer it did over an hour's worth of updates - things looks different and I am trying to figure out how to hide this annoying Ask Me Anything Cortana thing at the left bottom screen. Right now, the Olympic medal count just popped up at the left as well. I'll have to ask Mr. Cortana how to make that (and him) go away. Wow, Microsoft is pushing medal counts onto the desktop? How pathetic. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Olympic medals? Only until the British royals do something mundane and that gets featured on the front page of all UK newspapers.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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From an email from my aunt: This morning, when I turned on the computer it did over an hour's worth of updates - things looks different and I am trying to figure out how to hide this annoying Ask Me Anything Cortana thing at the left bottom screen. Right now, the Olympic medal count just popped up at the left as well. I'll have to ask Mr. Cortana how to make that (and him) go away. Wow, Microsoft is pushing medal counts onto the desktop? How pathetic. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
What's the problem? Some moron at ms is into the olympics, so you have to be into the olympics. How dare you not be! Just like some moron at ms is into baby blocks, and another into ribbons, another into a cr@ppy VocReg (that really is cr@p, compared to apple's), etc. You don't own your property, any more. They've decided that their OS is "a service", which to them means that any machine it's run on belongs to them, as far as they're concerned. Why anyone who knows anything about computers updated to winio, I simply do not understand.
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