Thought of the day

[W Balboos GHB]

This has The Ring of truth to it - but it's not that exciting. Mithril is from weirder events. For example, the other day I was Shire I Saruman barefoot, with hairy toes.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Kschuler]

Gimli a break, man.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

With one Tolkien ring to bind them?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Forogar]

Some are several Proud Feet wide... or should that be Proud Foots?

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[Forogar]

Tolkien Ring is so outdated; you should be using Ethereal Net!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[aboubkr90]

Nice one!

The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

[Mark_Wallace]

Why in the name of Jehovah the Plumber's Mate has no-one* thought of that before? * By which I mean, of course, me.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Corporal Agarn]

And there are 2000 in HobbiTON

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[pkfox]

The Lord of the Rings is hobbit forming.

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

[Daniel Pfeffer]

May I remind you that the people of the Shire distrust new things?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill