To be fair....

[The pompey]

... she has the double handicap of being both a soccer player and an Australian.[^]

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

It seems to be international and all-sports related... Hockey Player Forgets How To Use A Water Bottle - FAIL! - YouTube[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[The pompey]

When they graduate to harder tasks such as dressing themselves it can prove even more tricky. Exhibit 1[^] Exhibit 2[^]

[5imone]

Number one is really unfair .... he has the handicap of being Mario Balotelli ;)

'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.' Benny Hill