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  • M Marc Clifton

    Cordless phone sitting on my desk Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head Cat jumps on lap Trips on headset wire in mid leap Phone falls to floor Headset rips off my head Customer wonders what all the cussing is about. Marc

    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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    dan sh
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    Here[^]. Go watch it.

    "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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      On Saturday, I was at a friend's house deconstructing a dryer (we wanted pieces for other projects). When I went to load the shell into the trailer, the sheet metal back, which had refused to budge all day, slid off and onto my exposed foot - where my foot meets my leg. Slice, bleed, 10 stitches, but no cussing. The expression was "Son of a biscuit!!!!". Repeatedly... as my friend said, a lot of biscuits were made.

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      Marc Clifton
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      Tim Carmichael wrote:

      Slice, bleed, 10 stitches, but no cussing.

      Ouch! Hopefully no injured nerves, muscles, or tendons! Marc

      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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        Here[^]. Go watch it.

        "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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        Marc Clifton
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        lw@zi wrote:

        Go watch it.

        :laugh: That is great! Marc

        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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          Tim Carmichael wrote:

          Slice, bleed, 10 stitches, but no cussing.

          Ouch! Hopefully no injured nerves, muscles, or tendons! Marc

          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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          Tim Carmichael
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          It should be fine... the cut doesn't hurt now, but the arch where the needles went in to numb it hurts when my foot bends. It provided a good lesson to the kids I work with on the importance of Personal Protection Equipment.

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            Here[^]. Go watch it.

            "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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            Sander Rossel
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            Yay, cats! :D

            Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

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            Regards, Sander

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            • M Marc Clifton

              Cordless phone sitting on my desk Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head Cat jumps on lap Trips on headset wire in mid leap Phone falls to floor Headset rips off my head Customer wonders what all the cussing is about. Marc

              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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              patbob
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              Marc Clifton wrote:

              Customer wonders what all the cussing is about

              I can imagine.. you don't often hear cats cussing :)

              We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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              • M Marc Clifton

                lw@zi wrote:

                Go watch it.

                :laugh: That is great! Marc

                Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                dan sh
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                Did you notice the computer in background?

                "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                  Here[^]. Go watch it.

                  "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                  Dan Neely
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                  The fierce huntress stalks her prey. :laugh:

                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    Cordless phone sitting on my desk Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head Cat jumps on lap Trips on headset wire in mid leap Phone falls to floor Headset rips off my head Customer wonders what all the cussing is about. Marc

                    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                    S Houghtelin
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                    The phone call was cat off. :)

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      Did you notice the computer in background?

                      "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                      Wow. Is that an original IBM PS-2 or something? Marc

                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                        Cordless phone sitting on my desk Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head Cat jumps on lap Trips on headset wire in mid leap Phone falls to floor Headset rips off my head Customer wonders what all the cussing is about. Marc

                        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                        Mladen Jankovic
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                        You should stop catcalling your customers, that's rather unprofessional. :)

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                          Wow. Is that an original IBM PS-2 or something? Marc

                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                          dan sh
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                          I have no clue. I was amazed by what looks like a CRT monitor and really ugly keyboard. I am a simpleton.

                          "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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