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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Hey, kiddo, you're just an ignorant arsehole who thinks you're better than me because you're so stupid that you still play chess, but I'd bet you EUR 5,000 that I'd beat you at it (this is not a joke; the money is sitting here, waiting). My disdain for chess comes because it's too F***cking easy but is treated like it's special, not because I'm an idiot like you who has trouble winning at it. Here's a tip: Learn to speak with people with a little respect, even when you're taking the piss, and your life won't be half as "complicated" as it is now. Oh, and TL/DR, by the way.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    Mark_Wallace wrote:

    Hey, kiddo, you're just an ignorant a***hole who thinks

    Kiddo? Unless you're visually impaired, that doesn't make much sense. You've resorted to verbiage of personal attacks pretty quickly which shows your true colours so you don't have to hide behind the pretense of being a harmless guy joking with others in the lounge any longer.

    Mark_Wallace wrote:

    but I'd bet you EUR 5,000 that I'd beat you at it (this is not a joke; the money is sitting here, waiting).

    Good thing you clarified it wasn't a joke; I'd bet EUR 5001 that a monkey stoned high on pot will humiliate you at chess.

    Mark_Wallace wrote:

    Here's a tip: Learn to speak with people with a little respect, even when you're taking the piss, and your life won't be half as "complicated" as it is now.

    Respect isn't begged for, but earned. Respect is also mutual and doesn't work one way, but I'm not surprised about your ignorance on that one as well, since these things are taught in school and you must have dropped out at grade 3 or so. You're fantasizing that you're someone respected and important here, but the comments from other members are denoting quite the opposite. It looks like many here regard you as an intolerant troll who can't deal with someone disagreeing with your lowly opinions.

    Mark_Wallace wrote:

    Oh, and TL/DR, by the way

    Don't worry, I'm fully aware of your inability to read and comprehend, so I won't push you like your parents did.

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    • M Munchies_Matt

      He does, doesnt he. He constructed a big argument about whether 'frappe' mean milk shake or not (or somesuch, it was so dull I dont recall the details).

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      Munchies_Matt wrote:

      argument about whether 'frappe' mean milk shake or not

      You can't be serious. :wtf:

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      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

        Munchies_Matt wrote:

        argument about whether 'frappe' mean milk shake or not

        You can't be serious. :wtf:

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        Munchies_Matt
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        Dont you start! ;P

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        • M Munchies_Matt

          He does, doesnt he. He constructed a big argument about whether 'frappe' mean milk shake or not (or somesuch, it was so dull I dont recall the details).

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          Mark_Wallace
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          I assume you mean this thread[^], where you were talking about mayonnaise, and I innocently mentioned that I use a frappe machine to make it, to which you said, in high authoritative tone: 1. That frappe is American!!! But you then changed your mind after googling, and said: 2. That you always knew that frappe was a Greek milk shake!!! But you then changed your mind after googling, and said: 3. That you have been drinking frappes all your life!!! and that you have always known damned well that they are made from coffee and crushed ice!!! Etc. All the while being as annoying as all get out. Serves me right for trying to talk nicely to you. You, ryandev, and the insulting, ignorant new member of your kaffeeklatsch (no, that's neither American nor Greek) are just made for each other. And frappes are still French, just like they always have been.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

            Mark_Wallace wrote:

            Hey, kiddo, you're just an ignorant a***hole who thinks

            Kiddo? Unless you're visually impaired, that doesn't make much sense. You've resorted to verbiage of personal attacks pretty quickly which shows your true colours so you don't have to hide behind the pretense of being a harmless guy joking with others in the lounge any longer.

            Mark_Wallace wrote:

            but I'd bet you EUR 5,000 that I'd beat you at it (this is not a joke; the money is sitting here, waiting).

            Good thing you clarified it wasn't a joke; I'd bet EUR 5001 that a monkey stoned high on pot will humiliate you at chess.

            Mark_Wallace wrote:

            Here's a tip: Learn to speak with people with a little respect, even when you're taking the piss, and your life won't be half as "complicated" as it is now.

            Respect isn't begged for, but earned. Respect is also mutual and doesn't work one way, but I'm not surprised about your ignorance on that one as well, since these things are taught in school and you must have dropped out at grade 3 or so. You're fantasizing that you're someone respected and important here, but the comments from other members are denoting quite the opposite. It looks like many here regard you as an intolerant troll who can't deal with someone disagreeing with your lowly opinions.

            Mark_Wallace wrote:

            Oh, and TL/DR, by the way

            Don't worry, I'm fully aware of your inability to read and comprehend, so I won't push you like your parents did.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            TL;DR And *PLONK*, btw. Save your insulting, ignorant behaviour for your mother; I won't knowingly read another word you write. Have fun with matt & ryan, down there at the bottom of the barrel.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              I assume you mean this thread[^], where you were talking about mayonnaise, and I innocently mentioned that I use a frappe machine to make it, to which you said, in high authoritative tone: 1. That frappe is American!!! But you then changed your mind after googling, and said: 2. That you always knew that frappe was a Greek milk shake!!! But you then changed your mind after googling, and said: 3. That you have been drinking frappes all your life!!! and that you have always known damned well that they are made from coffee and crushed ice!!! Etc. All the while being as annoying as all get out. Serves me right for trying to talk nicely to you. You, ryandev, and the insulting, ignorant new member of your kaffeeklatsch (no, that's neither American nor Greek) are just made for each other. And frappes are still French, just like they always have been.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Munchies_Matt
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              Still going on about it? You really are that sad arent you? So, a 'café frappé' is what I often drink in summer, OK? Its nice and cool. Got that, finally?

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              • M Munchies_Matt

                Still going on about it? You really are that sad arent you? So, a 'café frappé' is what I often drink in summer, OK? Its nice and cool. Got that, finally?

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                Munchies_Matt wrote:

                Still going on about it? You really are that sad arent you?

                And this, boys and girls, is how a troll talks when he knows that he was wrong, but can't ever, ever, ever admit it. You three go away and play together. I've had enough of trying to be nice to you.

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Munchies_Matt wrote:

                  Still going on about it? You really are that sad arent you?

                  And this, boys and girls, is how a troll talks when he knows that he was wrong, but can't ever, ever, ever admit it. You three go away and play together. I've had enough of trying to be nice to you.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  Right, so now I not only dont know what cafe frappe is but I am a troll too. You really dont know when to stop do you?

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    Right, so now I not only dont know what cafe frappe is but I am a troll too. You really dont know when to stop do you?

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Keep talking.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Keep talking.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      I'll keep laughing too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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