Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

Are you addicted to drinking brake fluid, or can you stop any time?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[megaadam]

Pun machine running in Top Gear, eh?

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[OriginalGriff]

I'm just clutching at straws.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[megaadam]

Wheel have to fix that!

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[OriginalGriff]

You're going to brake me of the habit?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[megaadam]

If fuse say so.

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[patbob]

I'm not sure what you're driving at, my brake fluid habit is not accelerating.

We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

[Corporal Agarn]

Now that reply is a gas.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[Basildane]

These puns are really tired.

[Corporal Agarn]

Basildane wrote:

really tired.

You saying my pun was flat?

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[Kschuler]

Yeah. It's sedan shame.

[jeron1]

I'm guessing they'll pick up soon.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[W Balboos GHB]

Sometimes I think these puns cause an automatic choke. Timing is everything when you exhaust all other roads to your goal. Oil get back to you on this, later.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Lost User]

I have a delightful pun based on the word "piston", but it belongs in the Soapbox. Rats! :)

Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

[Mark_Wallace]

Jeeze, Griff! You really need to rein in your brain, sometimes! Anyone who doesn't now spend half the day humming songs from My Fair Lady is a lucky boy indeed.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Ravi Bhavnani]

I can't coupe up with this. /ravi

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[ricmil42]

Responding to these puns is as easy as A, B, S.