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SROTD* - Question: What's pink and stupid as a rock???

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    Johnny J
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    Answer: A Flamongo! :rolleyes: *) Stupid riddle of the day

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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      Answer: A Flamongo! :rolleyes: *) Stupid riddle of the day

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
      -----
      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
      -----
      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      Rage
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      #2

      I .. don't get it.

      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        I .. don't get it.

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        OriginalGriff
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        Flamongo only pawn in game of life[^]

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • R Rage

          I .. don't get it.

          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          Johnny J
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          #4

          Well, a joke is normally not funny when you have to explain it, but it's a game of words. Here's a couple of links to help you get it: 1[^] 2[^] :doh: I found it hilarious when I heard it, anyway... :laugh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          • J Johnny J

            Well, a joke is normally not funny when you have to explain it, but it's a game of words. Here's a couple of links to help you get it: 1[^] 2[^] :doh: I found it hilarious when I heard it, anyway... :laugh:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
            -----
            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
            -----
            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            Rage
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            OK, my deepest apologies for ruining the joke, I read it too fast and did not see the flamOngo

            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              OK, my deepest apologies for ruining the joke, I read it too fast and did not see the flamOngo

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              Johnny J
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              No problem. It's not MY fault that I never get sent the really FUNNY stuff like Griff... :sigh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
              -----
              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
              -----
              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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                No problem. It's not MY fault that I never get sent the really FUNNY stuff like Griff... :sigh:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
                -----
                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
                -----
                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                OriginalGriff
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                You need a better class of mates! :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Flamongo only pawn in game of life[^]

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  RUs123
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                  Sounds like a fabulous pawn.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    You need a better class of mates! :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Rob Grainger
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                    class Mates
                    {
                    }

                    class BetterMates : Mates
                    {
                    }

                    There you go. (Its nearly home time on Friday, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

                    "If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.

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                      class Mates
                      {
                      }

                      class BetterMates : Mates
                      {
                      }

                      There you go. (Its nearly home time on Friday, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

                      "If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.

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                      class Mates
                      {
                      private Random rand = new Random();
                      private bool wifePermitting = false;
                      public virtual bool GoForADrink()
                      {
                      return (rand.Next() % 2) == 0 && wifePermitting;
                      }
                      }
                      class BetterMates : Mates
                      {
                      public override bool GoForADrink()
                      {
                      return true;
                      }
                      }

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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