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  • P Pom Pey3

    So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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    PauloJuanShirt
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    Reminds me of the English teacher asking a Irish pupil for an example of usage for the word contagious. "Mum says when she asks dad to do the washing it up it takes the contagious".

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    • P Pom Pey3

      So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • P Pom Pey3

        So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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        One Gorbals Kiss heading your way! :laugh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Lost User
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          Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          • P Pom Pey3

            So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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            W Balboos GHB
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            I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • L Lost User

              Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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              CPallini
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              Thanks, now even I got it. :thumbsup:

              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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              • P Pom Pey3

                So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                You, sir, are sick. I like it!

                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                • W W Balboos GHB

                  I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.

                  Ravings en masse^

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  Pom Pey3
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                  W∴ Balboos wrote:

                  I wish I had posted that

                  You still can. You will just get called Leslie.

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                  • P Pom Pey3

                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                    I wish I had posted that

                    You still can. You will just get called Leslie.

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • W W Balboos GHB

                      So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        W Balboos GHB
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                        Breaking News.       Breaking Wind. When it comes down to it, they're all the same.* * Never again will I say "give me a break"

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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