Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

If you step on a landmine, are you defeeted by your enemies?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

R Giskard Reventlov

I'm walking away from that one.

W Balboos GHB

A step in the right direction but it's still a blasted pun - Despite what you've been toed, I'm not blowing this out of proportion. And - If an elephant eats a 2000 lbs of hay will it detonate?

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

jeron1

That pun was indeed crippling.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Lost User

Lame X|

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

megaadam

Reminds me of that 80's dance movie: Footloose.:~

... such stuff as feet are made on

snorkie

If its a really powerful landmine, it may even give them a leg up on their enemy.

Hogan

jeron1

What!?! You've got no leg to stand on!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

That'll keep you dancing!

#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

zdk329

Freedom isn't free, and you are going to sit there and make jokes on our disabled veterans? :wtf:

jeron1

are you kidding?

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

OriginalGriff

Nurse! NURSE! He's out of bed again...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Lost User

That's awful! Have you no sole?

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

OriginalGriff

You heel!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

OriginalGriff

ORT is back...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

jeron1

:-O Should've known that.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

jeron1

You don't know the calf of it.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

MacSpudster

PEDdling jokes, especially the likes of this one, will get you nowhere.

MacSpudster

PEDdling jokes, especially the likes of this one, will get you nowhere.

Lost User

Tread lightly, pal.

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan