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den2k88

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RossMW

Fireman Sam

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

The Gods Must Be Crazy

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HobbyProggy

The chinese mortar crew?

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Mark_Wallace

Damn! I haven't watched that in decades! And I never saw the sequel. Time for a visit to Amazon, methinks.

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

Do not tell no one, but I didn't know there is sequel for this...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Johnny J

Personally, I thought Funny People[^] was funnier - but that was back when candid camera was new. Nowadays we've seen so much of it, and most of it completely uninteresting, so I'm not sure I'd like it now... :sigh:

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Mark_Wallace

Johnny J. wrote:

Nowadays we've seen so much of it, and most of it completely uninteresting, so I'm not sure I'd like it now...

Sad, but true.

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Brittle1618

Mortally Protected :^)

Herman T Instance

Halloween on Elm street MMCCLXXIV

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