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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

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    Lost User
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    Not if the dentist has a pair of canines.

    When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Is that your crowning glory?

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      jeron1
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      Biting sarcasm, I love it!

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

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        Corporal Agarn
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        You do not need braces to hold that one.

        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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          Biting sarcasm, I love it!

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          OriginalGriff
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          Ain't that the tooth!

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          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Ain't that the tooth!

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            jeron1
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            It is, tis a fine way to put a dentin someone's ego.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Ain't that the tooth!

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              By gum, yes! /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

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                W Balboos GHB
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                Getting to the root of the problem, I realize this caries quite a burden. I don't Novocaine do to help, so just pulp a chair and rest.

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Foothill
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                  Ah, more tongue in check humor I see.

                  if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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                  • J jeron1

                    It is, tis a fine way to put a dentin someone's ego.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    Aye, and give him the brush off! /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                      Aye, and give him the brush off! /ravi

                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                      jeron1
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                      Give 'em something to abscess over.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        MacSpudster
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                        Danged if I'm gonna drill down on this post. If anyone posts vulgarity, we'll need to rinse out their msg. Time to cap this thread!

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                          Give 'em something to abscess over.

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                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                          Yes, that would be a filling tribute. /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            Yes, that would be a filling tribute. /ravi

                            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            jeron1
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                            I think we are on the cuspid of being cruel.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Are dentists afraid of molar bears?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Member 9424835
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                              With his short arms the T-rex hates flossing!

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                                I think we are on the cuspid of being cruel.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Hmmm... that statement caries a lot of weight. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  By gum, yes! /ravi

                                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  Corporal Agarn
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                                  :laugh: I actually use that term. :-O Usually, dang gum it.

                                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                    Hmmm... that statement caries a lot of weight. /ravi

                                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                    jeron1
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                                    Perhaps I'll make a plaque with that statement on it, to put on my wall.

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                                      Perhaps I'll make a plaque with that statement on it, to put on my wall.

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                                      Foothill
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                                      This thread has no taste, bud.

                                      if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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                                        This thread has no taste, bud.

                                        if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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                                        jeron1
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                                        Maybe it needs some tartar sauce.

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                                          Maybe it needs some tartar sauce.

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                                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                                          Yes, without it we're at a floss. /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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