This happens to everybody else right?
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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting shit to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there. It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
Happens all the time. Like Saturday, for instance. It was a beautiful day here in the desert, and my dog having run off for some reason last week, I thought I'd stop by the animal shelter to pick up a new one. I found a great little pup with hardly any miles on her, so I figured, as long as my luck is running high, I should probably get a new girlfriend, too. So I dropped the new pup at home and headed off to the nearest Women's shelter. That's when things started to go downhill. Will Rogers never met me.
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You'll wake up in a tub full of ice [^] and missing a kidney.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Man that evening is just getting better and better.
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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting shit to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there. It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
Why did you go to the Co-Op?
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I thought you were married with kids?
"with kids", hmmm
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"with kids", hmmm
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
grammar nazi, strikes again. :sigh:
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grammar nazi, strikes again. :sigh:
not what I meant... he's being "contracted" to produce "kids"... so "with kids" means...???
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Why did you go to the Co-Op?
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Good job he didn't need eggs. Maybe that's what happened to Henry XIII.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting shit to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there. It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
Pom Pey3 wrote:
I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting sh*t
No surprises there then! :)
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Careful when you're "performing your task". If you cure her, her girlfriend will hate you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought you were married with kids?
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:-D I never told you that I have zero long-term memory. :laugh: We will most likely be having a similar conversation, this time next year. :thumbsup:
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Pom Pey3 wrote:
I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting sh*t
No surprises there then! :)
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Yeah you know it. And on that mix, if she hadn't have been a lesbian it would have been something else all night and a good part of the next day as well ;)
Pom Pey3 wrote:
else all night and a good part of the next day as well
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate. I know, I have been there (not quite with that precise mix, but close enough to know. :) ) As a fellow Devonian, I know how people really live in the country! ;)
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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting shit to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there. It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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He's from Plymouth in the UK, last trip I had there being related didn't stop 'em.! ;P
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Pom Pey3 wrote:
else all night and a good part of the next day as well
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate. I know, I have been there (not quite with that precise mix, but close enough to know. :) ) As a fellow Devonian, I know how people really live in the country! ;)
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While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
BillWoodruff wrote:
I don't believe any other part of the story and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions
Trust me, it did happen and I see no reason why I would lie or you would think I would lie? Are you really suggesting any post you don't believe should be in the Soapbox? That's an interesting rule you are proposing there.
BillWoodruff wrote:
other poorly written
I'll give you that.
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate
Yep, it certainly does.
Munchies_Matt wrote:
As a fellow Devonian
You know Pompey isn't in Devon right?
Yeah, Pompey, that club down on Union Street! ;)
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Perhaps he's moved. His moniker would suggest Portsmouth. But both places being naval ports, offers like this are quite frequent in the pubs close to the bases.
I was stoopid typed Plymouth 'cause Thats where I sending something, but as you rightly say both Naval Towns... :doh:
