MS MVP Summit 2016

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

and how does it relates to the question? :wtf:

[Brisingr Aerowing]

As per my post above, it seems to be ORT.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

[Lost User]

It's indicative that the marginal propensity to consume is directly related to disposable income. Having said that, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I hope this answers your question.

[Mark_Wallace]

I'm waiting for a guest-of-honour invitation, because of my unwavering support for all the great decisions MS has made, over the past few years*. * It's not my fault that they simply haven't made any great decisions for me to unwaveringly support

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

I know devs who have been coding win api/sdk/ndk since win 3.1 - and before that DOS. A good majority are now moving to iOS / Swift - the reason? They're fed up with this moving target BS where every 2nd year everything gets turned upside down a la come here, go away, come here, go away waltz. And the money thrown out of the window (no pun intended)

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

nope. it didn't.

[Lost User]

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

and you failed..

[Lost User]

Reminds me of that old joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

ditto

[Lost User]

So? How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

I can't tell you. You aren't MVP and it's under NDA. :laugh:

[Lost User]

I'll give you the answer to that question tomorrow.

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

No. I'll give you the answer when you will become an MVP.

[Lost User]

it's all fun and games til int 10 comes a knocking and the smell of Delrin permeates the air.

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

[Jagger B]

Yes. Unlike you, I can understand too. :laugh:

[Jagger B]

You, my friend violate Lounge #7.