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RQOTD*: Have you ever eaten your hamburger upside down?

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  • L Lost User

    Depends on what is on that hamburger, but the side that is on your tongue is the first stuff you taste. You'll be fine if you throw out all tomatoes, lettuce and pickles :thumbsup:

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    OriginalGriff
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    Depends on the tomato: if you are talking about McVomits, Bleurger King, etc., then yes - but use an older variety - i.e. one that tastes of tomato - then they can enhance a burger. Try Tomkin some day, if you can find them. They are great with ham and BACON as well. Lettuce also - if you use one that tastes of something it can help add texture and "mouth feel" as well. Pickles? Nah, I'm with you on that...

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    • S Slacker007

      24 points for getting the word "robust" into a workable sentence, that has nothing to do with software development. :thumbsup: :-D

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      Forogar
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      Wow! Thanks. I now have a total of 24 points. I wonder what to do with them... ;P

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      • S Slacker007

        24 points for getting the word "robust" into a workable sentence, that has nothing to do with software development. :thumbsup: :-D

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        Lost User
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        Robust is the word I usually use in connection with people who appear to be of a simple personality disposition. Some even feel honored.

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        • K kdmote

          (Because, as everyone knows, there is a top and a bottom.) And if anyone has ever been so crazy as to try such a thing, please report: did it still taste as good? *RQOTD = "Random Question of the Day"

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Sort of. My wife is going gluten-free so recently I have been reducing my hamburger bun intake by not eating the bottom half*. I turn the thing upside-down, remove the bottom half, and eat the rest open-faced. * The top half tastes better.

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          • K kdmote

            (Because, as everyone knows, there is a top and a bottom.) And if anyone has ever been so crazy as to try such a thing, please report: did it still taste as good? *RQOTD = "Random Question of the Day"

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            dandy72
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            Great. Now try that with pizza.

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            • M Marc Clifton

              Everyone in Australia eats them upside down -- after all, everyone there is upside down! Marc

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              ˙ǝʇɐɯ 'ʎuunɟ ʇou s,ʇI

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                ˙ǝʇɐɯ 'ʎuunɟ ʇou s,ʇI

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                Super Lloyd
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                I concur! Kudos for pointing that out so well! :omg: :wtf: :-D

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                • S Super Lloyd

                  I concur! Kudos for pointing that out so well! :omg: :wtf: :-D

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  Why, thank you. This[^] may be considerably hard for a number of people to envision (there's no up or down, duh. It's a spheroid for God's sake). But if understood, it could possibly open up ones mind to observe the Earth's trajectory and spin from different perspectives. :)

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                  • F Forogar

                    Wow! Thanks. I now have a total of 24 points. I wonder what to do with them... ;P

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                    Slacker007
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                    Forogar wrote:

                    I wonder what to do with them.

                    Buy more burgers? duh ;)

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                    • K kdmote

                      (Because, as everyone knows, there is a top and a bottom.) And if anyone has ever been so crazy as to try such a thing, please report: did it still taste as good? *RQOTD = "Random Question of the Day"

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Have you got hiccoughs?

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                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        Sort of. My wife is going gluten-free so recently I have been reducing my hamburger bun intake by not eating the bottom half*. I turn the thing upside-down, remove the bottom half, and eat the rest open-faced. * The top half tastes better.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        I second Dandy's motion[^].

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          Everyone in Australia eats them upside down -- after all, everyone there is upside down! Marc

                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                          And any lunatic would eat them inside out ? ;P

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                          (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                            Why, thank you. This[^] may be considerably hard for a number of people to envision (there's no up or down, duh. It's a spheroid for God's sake). But if understood, it could possibly open up ones mind to observe the Earth's trajectory and spin from different perspectives. :)

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                            Super Lloyd
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                            I think I have one such map somewhere in my home! ;P

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              ˙ǝʇɐɯ 'ʎuunɟ ʇou s,ʇI

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                              • S Slacker007

                                24 points for getting the word "robust" into a workable sentence, that has nothing to do with software development. :thumbsup: :-D

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                                Jorgen Andersson
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                                I'm more curious how you'd get "robust" into a sentence about software development while keeping a straight face.

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                                • J Jorgen Andersson

                                  I'm more curious how you'd get "robust" into a sentence about software development while keeping a straight face.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  A robust and scalable architecture. The word is overused everywhere in software development.

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    I second Dandy's motion[^].

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    No need; pizza is already open-faced. I could do it with a calzone I suppose.

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