I hate it when things screw up my routine!

[Mark_Wallace]

It's: 0. Start the coffee machine 1. Delete spam (leaving real e-mails for later) 2. Go and get coffee Now, because some iteration of busybody has decided to stop spam reaching my mailbox, I'm stuck with nothing to do for the God-only-knows how many seconds it takes for the coffee machine to finish! (The period is measured in units of spam-deletion, not seconds.) Damn, this is boring!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Send me an email an I will ensure endless flow of spam at least for 5 minutes every morning... And I will charge only $25 for a week...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Root13]

I'll do it only for $15)

[megaadam]

I can FTFY: Just include spam deletion in your every-morning-ritual!

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[ZurdoDev]

Root13 wrote:

I'll do it only for $15

I'll pay him $15 to let me do it. :-D

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Mark_Wallace]

Deal. Cash only.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kyle Moyer]

Now you can spend your extra time in the morning working on a way to make sure the coffee is ready before you even get out of bed. I hear wives are great for this. ;-)

[Mark_Wallace]

Hmm... My Holmesian ability to divine indisputable truths, which appear obvious with hindsight, from the sparsest of evidence leads me to reach a patently undeniable fact: You haven't met my wife.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!