Thought of the day

[megaadam]

Are far fetched French puns Bourgognesome?

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[Corporal Agarn]

You must have cabbage for brains.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[PIEBALDconsult]

Now I know what your puns are merde of.

[megaadam]

That was pretty ouitty!

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[Mark_Wallace]

Hmmm... Anglesey eggs. Good idea. Pass me my chef hat.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Munchies_Matt]

OriginalGriff wrote:

If you buy potatoes because you have too many leeks, and leeks because you have too many potatoes

... you are a fucking idiot? :)

[Mark_Wallace]

What, so if you have too much of something, you buy more of it, rather than buy something else? Fair enough. I'll grant that you've given a fair definition of what a f***ing idiot is.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Daniel Pfeffer]

That's calling a spud a spud!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Munchies_Matt]

Still smarting about the cafe frappe eh? :laugh:

[Root13]

You've made my day

[Mark_Wallace]

Munchies_Matt wrote:

Still smarting about the cafe frappe eh?

You must be, because you keep bringing it up, Mr. "I've googled, so I'm an expert!"

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Munchies_Matt]

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