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    Mike Hankey
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    Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

    New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
    I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

      New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
      I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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      Lost User
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      That's flawed logic. According to this all those who tried to reach one of the poles were cows. Talking of Poles: I heard that the sea level would rise by several meters if the Poles' ice melts. What do the Poles need all that ice for?

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

        New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
        I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        Mike Hankey wrote:

        I'll get my coat and show shove myself out

        FTFY

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

          New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
          I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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          Duncan Edwards Jones
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          Mike Hankey wrote:

          I'll get my coat and show myself out

          It's far too ungulate for that!

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

            New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
            I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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            Lost User
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            #5

            But, but, ... they do have toes - 8 of them. sorry, jus bein pedantic

            Sin tack ear lol Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

              New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
              I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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              charlieg
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              groan! so bad, sending to FIL.

              Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                Babu4
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                In New Zealand, three cows were left on a pedestal of pasture after the rest of the pasture fell away in a landslide during the recent earthquake. The two cows and a calf symbolized a family. The brown hide with white faces of the cattle corresponded to the auburn hair and white face of Donald Trump, who appeared with his son and family in his victory speech on Nov. 9.

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

                  New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                  I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  Please hold still, Mike. We're going to have to hurt you now.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose! I'll get my coat and show myself out

                    New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                    I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    #9

                    I wouldn't want you to think I'm intolerant, but that sucks.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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