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    Mike Hankey
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    We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

    New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
    I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

      New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
      I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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      Kevin Marois
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      That is sooooo funny... As it was 12 yeas ago

      If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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        That is sooooo funny... As it was 12 yeas ago

        If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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        Mike Hankey
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        I was going to post an early version but it was in ancient greek and didn't think anyone would understand. :)

        New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
        I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

          New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
          I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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          Lost User
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          Mike Hankey wrote:

          We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

          Dear Mike, While the video may appear to you that you are not funnier, smarter or a better dancer it is because you actually are not funny, witty, or at all coordinated. Honestly, we were going to give Captain Morgan a reward for his phenomenal work on this project. When god gives you lemons you make lemonade. -Alcohol P.S. We have also seen the video as well as your Facebook page. You are welcome.

          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            I was going to post an early version but it was in ancient greek and didn't think anyone would understand. :)

            New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
            I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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            Slacker007
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            Oh, I'm sure some know-it-all here on the site, speaks fluent ancient Greek. :)

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

              New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
              I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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              Mark_Wallace
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              You obviously hadn't had enough to drink when you watched it.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                Clause 8.2.1.C of the deal specifies that you are permitted to review recordings of your own actions while you were under the influence, only while you're under the influence. Meaning, you're welcome to watch that video or have that chat, but not until you'll down a few pints.

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  I was going to post an early version but it was in ancient greek and didn't think anyone would understand. :)

                  New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                  I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                  parths
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                  ... maybe if you translated it to ancient Geek... :~

                  "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    I was going to post an early version but it was in ancient greek and didn't think anyone would understand. :)

                    New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                    I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    A few beers and I'll translate hieroglyphics for you, no problem.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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