A Christmas tree walks into a bar.

[OriginalGriff]

Barman says "you've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that." Gawd, but it's quiet here today...

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[Wendelius]

You seem to be dropping gems :)

[OriginalGriff]

Just a Christmassy light joke!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Daniel Pfeffer]

I thought Christmas trees were covered in fir? :confused:

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[PIEBALDconsult]

Only if you spruce them up first.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

The only spruce you're likely to find in a bar is Brewer Spruce[^].

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[bogel bogel]

yey yey yey christmast was come

[Herman T Instance]

What do you want with such a big star on top?

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

[Lost User]

And the mascot: The Spruce Goose.[^]

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This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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