Two weeks of terrible suffering...
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Water has a back that can be used to glue something onto? And this back with the sticker was swimming in your glass?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Water has a back that can be used to glue something onto? And this back with the sticker was swimming in your glass?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Not only that, but how can water have as use by date that isn't in millions of years? [Edit] Autocorrect ... :Sigh: [/Edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
The "best before date" applies to the chemical integrity of the plastic bottle, not the water..
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The "best before date" applies to the chemical integrity of the plastic bottle, not the water..
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Still buying water in plastic bottles? Please consider the environmental destruction caused that your grandchildren WILL suffer and will have to repair and just use the bloody tap.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
In countries with a hot climate it may not be a good idea to drink tap water without boiling it first, or you will have to live with an adequate portion of chloride in the water. Also, here we least have a good recycling system in place. You pay a deposit of 25 cents for every bottle and get it back when you return them. The people want their money back, so at least in theory they don't just throw the bottles away and hopefully the bottles are really recycled after that.
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
I recommend you choose not to suffer.
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Not only that, but how can water have as use by date that isn't in millions of years? [Edit] Autocorrect ... :Sigh: [/Edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Every sip of water you drink has already been drunk - and excreted - by dinosaurs, insects, animals, and humans many, many times. How can it have a "use by" date when it doesn't - on its own - go off?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Never drink water - fish do rude things in it.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Every sip of water you drink has already been drunk - and excreted - by dinosaurs, insects, animals, and humans many, many times. How can it have a "use by" date when it doesn't - on its own - go off?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
dinosaurs, insects, animals, and humans many, many times
..that was the time before "marketing" :laugh:
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Never drink water - fish do rude things in it.
Slogans aren't solutions.
PeejayAdams wrote:
fish do rude things in it
Careful, or you'll get sent to the soapbox to get your mouth washed out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Still buying water in plastic bottles? Please consider the environmental destruction caused that your grandchildren WILL suffer and will have to repair and just use the bloody tap.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
I would like to see you using the bloody tap in some of the places I visit for work. Then I would not see you for days, because you wouldn't leave the w.c. in best case, or the hospital in worst case.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
