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  • D dbrenth

    Got an e-Christmas card in my inbox. Here is the first line, exactly as it appeared (no editing or redactions):

    On behalf of all of us here at the [agencyname], we wanted to take a moment to say "Thank You and Happy Holidays!”

    At least, it made me laugh.

    Brent

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    S Houghtelin
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    Well, I'm sure [agencyname] is a very reputable agency, they certainly have an eye for detail. :doh:

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    • D dbrenth

      Got an e-Christmas card in my inbox. Here is the first line, exactly as it appeared (no editing or redactions):

      On behalf of all of us here at the [agencyname], we wanted to take a moment to say "Thank You and Happy Holidays!”

      At least, it made me laugh.

      Brent

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      Lost User
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      dbrenth wrote:

      Brent

      Oi! How come I'm your signature? :wtf:

      Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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        dbrenth wrote:

        Brent

        Oi! How come I'm your signature? :wtf:

        Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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        Sander Rossel
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        That's what he'd like to ask you! :laugh:

        arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly Sander's bits - Writing the code you need

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        • D dbrenth

          Got an e-Christmas card in my inbox. Here is the first line, exactly as it appeared (no editing or redactions):

          On behalf of all of us here at the [agencyname], we wanted to take a moment to say "Thank You and Happy Holidays!”

          At least, it made me laugh.

          Brent

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          Yuck. Political correct marketing.

          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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          • L Lost User

            dbrenth wrote:

            Brent

            Oi! How come I'm your signature? :wtf:

            Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Because he drives a ford and wears nylons.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • D dbrenth

              Got an e-Christmas card in my inbox. Here is the first line, exactly as it appeared (no editing or redactions):

              On behalf of all of us here at the [agencyname], we wanted to take a moment to say "Thank You and Happy Holidays!”

              At least, it made me laugh.

              Brent

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              Ron Anders
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              Today, my friend, the inmates are running the asylum. Hang on tight. Things could get bumpy.

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              • R Ron Anders

                Today, my friend, the inmates are running the asylum. Hang on tight. Things could get bumpy.

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                Simon_Whale
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                Project managers have been able to escape captivity? :laugh:

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Because he drives a ford and wears nylons.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  This is getting creepy now.. I do drive a Ford (don't wear nylons though).. :omg:

                  Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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                    This is getting creepy now.. I do drive a Ford (don't wear nylons though).. :omg:

                    Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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                    Brent Jenkins wrote:

                    don't wear nylons though

                    Denial is a terrible thing.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Brent Jenkins wrote:

                      don't wear nylons though

                      Denial is a terrible thing.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      CMullikin
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                      What are you talking about? That river is perfectly fine.

                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        That's what he'd like to ask you! :laugh:

                        arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly Sander's bits - Writing the code you need

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                        I asked first! ;P

                        Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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