Really? You think?

[Johnny J]

Central intelligence strikes again: China may be using sea to hide its submarines![^] :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Mark_Wallace]

That's fiendishly clever! I'll have to get on to the MoD, and tell them to put our submarines in the water, too!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[HobbyProggy]

feels a bit like this -> A picture below the belt[^] SSFW (Semi safe for work if 9gag is bad)

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[Lost User]

Ha! We got them! It's going down!

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[OriginalGriff]

Can't do that old chap - costs far too much to dry 'em orff when we take 'em back out, don'tcha know?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

Gadzooks! So the fiendish orientals have a strategic advantage over us because of their masses of cheap labour and cheap tea-towels!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

I'll believe it when I see it.

Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

[HobbyProggy]

Just put it on a "u-boot dryer" and everything will be fine chap.

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[biji cabe]

hahaha, maybe this funny

[Foothill]

"There's no chance of slipping anything by the author of that article." - Captain Obvious

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016