Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

Is a crocodile detective an investi-gator?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[MacSpudster]

Find out fer yerself... ;) What's the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?[^]

[Lost User]

Brought tears to my eyes. Big fat fake tears

Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

[MacSpudster]

Did you get this joke from Croc-a-Dial?

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Sounds like a crock to me!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[SirWernich]

if i said that i did not literally lol ("literally" as it's actual meaning says, not the way those millenial whippersnappers use it), then i'd be lying.

[W Balboos GHB]

To tell the sleuth, I don't know. Perhaps there's a Chan's if I go Holmes and think it over.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010