Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

Do male deer have buck teeth?

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[W Balboos GHB]

Those that don't are Fawned upon by the Does. Alas, in the case of deer, they're in a rut because there are no horny Does.* Later we may have a heated discussion on this.

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[Lost User]

There are exceptions, such as John Deeres which have mechanical teeth despite requiring many bucks to obtain.

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[Lost User]

There are exceptions, such as John Deeres which have mechanical teeth despite requiring many bucks to obtain.

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[MacSpudster]

MeThinks OriginalGriff hides when he posts these puns, lest he be hunted; no worries, though, OG, for fear of being shot, for, deer are way more tasty, so I've heard.

[Mark_Wallace]

And do reindeer wear retainers*? * A classic case of the US word being more appropriate than the rest-of-the-world one ("braces")

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

No, they _doe_n't, unless they have rut canal work.

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[Corporal Agarn]

Oh, deer, deer. Are you off your meds again.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[Besinger]

Cheapest meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck!