Qlikview Strikes again

realJSOP

Why what?

Jorgen Andersson

Why would they need you to develop on a server?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

MarkTJohnson

Could be worse, at least it's your OWN thumb.

realJSOP

I don't f*ckin know. It's simply another arbitrary and absurd requirement.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

realJSOP

Update - I submitted a help-desk ticket 3.5 hours ago, and just got a reply: "What is the port number connected to the computer?" What a bunch of retards... Me: "Ping the box, idiot, and you'll see that the requests time out. This means the box has been turned off or simply exploded, or the port on the switch its connected to has failed, or maybe the box is simply overwhelmed that Trump was elected and it doesn't know what to f*ckin do with itself. Whatever the reason, we are at a full work stoppage because someone, somewhere, isn't doing their f*ckin job."

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

Lost User

:omg: :thumbsup: :laugh:

When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

Kevin Marois

Sounds like a military/gov thing. I've worked both a few times and they do stupid Sh*t like that all the time.

If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

via Remote Desktop? Is this a DOD or NSA (or like org) project? Then it makes some obtuse sense, otherwise no.

#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

realJSOP

Yes on DoD, but no, it's just a network share. The machine is just *gone*.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

Maybe the Russians stole it... LMFAO...

#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

kp_brown

That's how some of the developers where I work told me to develop. :wtf: Luckily, I've managed to implement change.