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Just been tickling my brothers feet

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Soapbox "joke"... X|

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Lost User
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    Nah, he's been facebook unfriended back to nil again, comes here to post his trash.

    Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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    • T The pompey

      ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      There are websites for this sort of trash, but I don't think that CP is one of them. X| :thumbsdown: (No, not even the Soapbox)

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      • T The pompey

        ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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        Dan Neely
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        • T The pompey

          ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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          jeron1
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          Hmm, you don't sound redneck.

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          • T The pompey

            ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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            Slacker007
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            Wow, that got a reaction. :laugh:

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            • T The pompey

              ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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              incest :thumbsdown::mad: X|

              #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                ah, there you are. I need to update my copy...

                #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                  ah, there you are. I need to update my copy...

                  #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                  Dan Neely
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                  You could just store a pointer to the Master Copy[^]. Any adjustments I edit to it.

                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    You could just store a pointer to the Master Copy[^]. Any adjustments I edit to it.

                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                    Yeah, that's what Imagunnado

                    #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                    • J jeron1

                      Hmm, you don't sound redneck.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      He's from Pompey, where all the nice boys love a sailor.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Lemme guess: is it a belisha beacon, seen from the angle of lying drunk in the gutter, wearing glasses that you indignantly stole from a lesbian you had been convinced you could "cure"?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Nah, he's been facebook unfriended back to nil again, comes here to post his trash.

                          Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                          The pompey
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                          Who the fuck are you?

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                          • T The pompey

                            ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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                            Single Step Debugger
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                            Lannisters approve!

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              incest :thumbsdown::mad: X|

                              #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                              Wincest

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                                Wincest

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                X|

                                #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                                  Lemme guess: is it a belisha beacon, seen from the angle of lying drunk in the gutter, wearing glasses that you indignantly stole from a lesbian you had been convinced you could "cure"?

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  den2k88
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                                  You made my day, and it's only 9:30 AM. Thank you!

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                                  • T The pompey

                                    ...and my mums woke up and had a right go at me....something about waiting till he's born first 😴

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                                    F ES Sitecore
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                                    Could you please respect the rules of The Soapbox and re-word your post so that it's about Trump? Maybe say that Trump was ticking Ivanka's baby's feet?

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                                      Could you please respect the rules of The Soapbox and re-word your post so that it's about Trump? Maybe say that Trump was ticking Ivanka's baby's feet?

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                                      Corporal Agarn
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                                      I was thinking yesterday we need a TrumpBox. ;P Then maybe the Soapbox can get back to it's former self.

                                      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                        I was thinking yesterday we need a TrumpBox. ;P Then maybe the Soapbox can get back to it's former self.

                                        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                        Slacker007
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                                        Either that, or get rid of the Soapbox and just have a PoliticsBox and a JokeBox, because all the Soapbox used to be is a home for bad jokes (maybe a few good ones).

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                                          Either that, or get rid of the Soapbox and just have a PoliticsBox and a JokeBox, because all the Soapbox used to be is a home for bad jokes (maybe a few good ones).

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                                          Corporal Agarn
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                                          Want to hear a dirty joke? Boy fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean one? He took a bath. I'll get my coat and running shoes!

                                          Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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