Quick request to the hive mind
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
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"The rubbish that I leave for idiots to take care of."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's the bunny! My brain was farting and it wouldn't tell me. Thanks.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
My brain was farting
I thought I smelled something. :~
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
When talking to management, I call it the Operating Environment. With nerds, you can go with WSOGMM (Whole-Sort Of General Mis-Mash). Shout out to Douglas Adams. If you're talking to marketers, call it the Mist (because it can be local, right?) and they'll go all gooey. Because they think it's a marketing term that refers to the Cloud. When talking to techs, I use a different word. Notably: why isn't my %$&^ running on your #$&*!!!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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When talking to management, I call it the Operating Environment. With nerds, you can go with WSOGMM (Whole-Sort Of General Mis-Mash). Shout out to Douglas Adams. If you're talking to marketers, call it the Mist (because it can be local, right?) and they'll go all gooey. Because they think it's a marketing term that refers to the Cloud. When talking to techs, I use a different word. Notably: why isn't my %$&^ running on your #$&*!!!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
Nathan Minier wrote:
call it the Mist
Does your software frolic in the autumn mist in the land called Honali?
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Nathan Minier wrote:
call it the Mist
Does your software frolic in the autumn mist in the land called Honali?
No, but it does have gorillas.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
"FrameWork," or, "Application Context"
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Javascript?
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
Infrastructure
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
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Underlying IT Infrastructure ? :)
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but not in practice. - Anonymous A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. - B. Bryson
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
Ecosystem
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"The rubbish that I leave for idiots to take care of."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Describing databases and external connectivity as rubbish does provide a clue to the poor performance of so many applications. Aren't they integral to the application?
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Nathan Minier wrote:
call it the Mist
Does your software frolic in the autumn mist in the land called Honali?
Perhaps it's a German view on the entire situation.
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
I have a couple: 1) Joy 2) Bliss 3) Billable Hours 4) Stuff I forgot to include in #3 when I wrote the qoute!
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc. I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi