[Darwin] Early awardee for 2017
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Maybe the other one pushed him down. Maybe I need to stop reading Sherlock Holmes adventures.
CPallini wrote:
Maybe I need to stop reading Sherlock Holmes adventures.
Never, else you'd end up liking the two TV farts "Sherlock" and "Elementary". It would have been painful for the other one to trace back the path on the same set of footprints.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "Go ahead, make my day"
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CPallini wrote:
Maybe I need to stop reading Sherlock Holmes adventures.
Never, else you'd end up liking the two TV farts "Sherlock" and "Elementary". It would have been painful for the other one to trace back the path on the same set of footprints.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "Go ahead, make my day"
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Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide. Not in India though, apparently there is more risk of being hit by a train whilst taking a selfie, I'm not sure how a train gets into a 50 foot ravine though.
55378008 wrote:
Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide.
The second biggest is taking a selfie with me in the frame.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CPallini wrote:
Nae danger.
Ah, so you're more the James Bond type.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CPallini wrote:
Nae danger.
Ah, so you're more the James Bond type.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide. Not in India though, apparently there is more risk of being hit by a train whilst taking a selfie, I'm not sure how a train gets into a 50 foot ravine though.
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You've given me an idea for an app.
Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"Ultimate Selfie"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Ultimate Selfie"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Deadly Selfie: 22-year-old falls down 50 feet ravine while clicking selfies | India News - Times of India[^] I've been to Dehradun and Mussoorie, and can vouch that some of the valleys there have "breathtaking" views. I suppose some take it too literally. PS: Submitted to Darwin Awards. [Will be Cross-posted in GIT]
Pictures or it didn't happen ;P
Tom
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55378008 wrote:
Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide.
The second biggest is taking a selfie with me in the frame.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Yes, but isn't a large knife also in the frame? :-O
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Deadly Selfie: 22-year-old falls down 50 feet ravine while clicking selfies | India News - Times of India[^] I've been to Dehradun and Mussoorie, and can vouch that some of the valleys there have "breathtaking" views. I suppose some take it too literally. PS: Submitted to Darwin Awards. [Will be Cross-posted in GIT]
NEW SOCIAL MEDIA IDEA! www.SnuffSelfies.com One caveat . . . membership fees must be paid in advance.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Pictures or it didn't happen ;P
Tom
Taken by a ghost photographer? :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
