TWCP OTD (The Who Cares Puzzle Of The Day) - 27th of February, 2017
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"I" is the walrus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Yes, Yoda, you are a walrus. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Yes, Yoda, you are a walrus. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
Yoda, you a walrus are.
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NUMBERS 1 is 3 and 2 is 3 and 3 is 5 and 4 is itself and 5 is 4... What is the rule behind this statement?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Dyslexia or myopia. Maybe even some astigmatism thrown in for good measure. Take your pick (You should post this at a regular time every day, and preferably twice daily 12 hours apart, for those who sleep at the correct time. And in all seriousness this is probably the only 'of the day' I read)
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Yes, Yoda, you are a walrus. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Please don't call me Shir-- ... Am I getting movies mixed up, again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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NUMBERS 1 is 3 and 2 is 3 and 3 is 5 and 4 is itself and 5 is 4... What is the rule behind this statement?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Dyslexia or myopia. Maybe even some astigmatism thrown in for good measure. Take your pick (You should post this at a regular time every day, and preferably twice daily 12 hours apart, for those who sleep at the correct time. And in all seriousness this is probably the only 'of the day' I read)
Nighthowler wrote:
You should post this at a regular time every day
I post it when I have the time, and occasionally miss it (like last Thursday)... I have my own timezone, and sometimes I even sleep...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know that you know, but other readers probably don't. Every number in Hungarian is a word on it's own. So a number like 1,234,567 is written out as `egymilliókétszázharmincnégyezerötszázhatvanhét`. :-D
veni bibi saltavi
Gesundheit!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"I" is the walrus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Tsk, tsk. The state of modern education. No respect for the classics.
Software Zen:
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Gesundheit!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Counting in hungarian is easy, if you know a billion [`milliárd`] that's it. You know as many hungarian words as you can count to. :) `egy` one `millió` million `két` two [short form of `kettő`] `száz` hundred `harminc` thirty [10, 20 & 30 have special numbers] `négy` four `ezer` thousand `öt` five `száz` [hundred] `hat` six `van` [-tens 40-90 are the number followed by `van` \ `ven`] `hét` seven Add in `nyolc`[8], `kilenc`[9], `tíz`[10] and `húsz`[20] and now you can count hungarians! [results may vary, always read the label]
veni bibi saltavi
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Tsk, tsk. The state of modern education. No respect for the classics.
Software Zen:
delete this;"I" is the Nutcracker, then. Any better?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"I" is the Nutcracker, then. Any better?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
The Freud dude would find that association interesting.
Software Zen:
delete this; -
Counting in hungarian is easy, if you know a billion [`milliárd`] that's it. You know as many hungarian words as you can count to. :) `egy` one `millió` million `két` two [short form of `kettő`] `száz` hundred `harminc` thirty [10, 20 & 30 have special numbers] `négy` four `ezer` thousand `öt` five `száz` [hundred] `hat` six `van` [-tens 40-90 are the number followed by `van` \ `ven`] `hét` seven Add in `nyolc`[8], `kilenc`[9], `tíz`[10] and `húsz`[20] and now you can count hungarians! [results may vary, always read the label]
veni bibi saltavi
Is there an app for that? I'd bluddy need one!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Freud dude would find that association interesting.
Software Zen:
delete this;Tis but my favourite ballet, dahling*. * Despite the depressing lack of nuts being cracked
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tis but my favourite ballet, dahling*. * Despite the depressing lack of nuts being cracked
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Software Zen:
delete this; -
And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Software Zen:
delete this;Well, the fundamental things do apply.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
