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  • L Lost User

    How many years have you been waiting for this moment?

    Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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    Pete OHanlon
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    I couldn't possibly say. At my age, the memory starts to go.

    This space for rent

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    • K KarstenK

      or she's pregnant :-O

      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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      den2k88
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      OOPs - she's having an instance of a child class!

      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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      • M megaadam

        Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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        Slacker007
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        Because she hates you and wants to leave you for another programmer who, incidentally, speaks Javascript.

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          OOPs - she's having an instance of a child class!

          * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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          OriginalGriff
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          But who will they inherit from?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            But who will they inherit from?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            den2k88
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            In some societies he could have multiple inheritance.

            * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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            • M megaadam

              Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

              ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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              PauloJuanShirt
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              Sounds like your chain of responsibility pattern is in the wrong order, maybe you need to refactor her out of it.

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Because she's FAT32

                This space for rent

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                CPallini
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                :laugh: :thumbsup:

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  I couldn't possibly say. At my age, the memory starts to go.

                  This space for rent

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                  Nelek
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                  You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  • D den2k88

                    In some societies he could have multiple inheritance.

                    * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                    Nelek
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                    As far as she didn't mix the hardware vendors...

                    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                    • M megaadam

                      Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                      Nelek
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                      Have you correctly cleaned your cache?

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      • M megaadam

                        Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                        F ES Sitecore
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                        Because she's NTFS?

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                        • N Nelek

                          You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                          Kaladin
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                          And a SSD while you're at it

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                          • M megaadam

                            Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                            ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                            Bryian Tan
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                            Maybe you have a secret receipt hidden in the cookies? or she is a Cookie Monster! :^)

                            Bryian Tan

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                            • N Nelek

                              You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                              Dan Neely
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                              At his age anything that isn't an FDD is really good. :laugh:

                              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                              • N Nelek

                                Have you correctly cleaned your cache?

                                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                megaadam
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                                :thumbsup: I think you might be on to something here!

                                ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                • M megaadam

                                  Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                                  ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Because she's forgotten the passwords to the pr0n sites?

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    But who will they inherit from?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    W Balboos GHB
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                                    Astounding reply (+) - start to make up (a little) for the "Thought of the Day"'s effect on your spiritual well being.

                                    Ravings en masse^

                                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                    • M megaadam

                                      Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                                      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                      W Balboos GHB
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                                      Could be she's not getting enough from your Server side?

                                      Ravings en masse^

                                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                      • D den2k88

                                        Apparently she wanted to handle some nuts but coulnd't find any.

                                        * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

                                        When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Because she's FAT32

                                          This space for rent

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                                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                          32 is the number of teeth we have.

                                          Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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