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  • A amagitech

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    Lost User
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    I've seen worse where the content actually appears.. :laugh:

    Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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      I've seen worse where the content actually appears.. :laugh:

      Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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      Don't drag StackOverflow into this discussion, please! :doh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      • A amagitech

        Untitled Document[^]

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        For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          Don't drag StackOverflow into this discussion, please! :doh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          I wasn't going to start naming names :laugh:

          Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Johnny J
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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

            Yep, the urge to poke out ones eyes came quite suddenly - as soon as the web page opened to be precise! X|

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
            -----
            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              amagitech
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              i'm blind after trying to read who is Penny Juice?

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Remove the "home" bit of the url and go to the site root. *pours bleach onto eyes*

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  you also can't forget LingsCars[^]. and the ASCII art when you view the source code

                  Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                    you also can't forget LingsCars[^]. and the ASCII art when you view the source code

                    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                    [^]:D

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                    • A amagitech

                      Untitled Document[^]

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                      Nah![^]

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                        you also can't forget LingsCars[^]. and the ASCII art when you view the source code

                        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                        That was SO COOL :thumbsup: - But somebody has waaaay too much [thyme on their hands](http://memesme.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi\_thumb/Bg\_SerTIYAAJbfd-2zgal9rc3c148pf5t70tfk.jpg)! :doh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        • A amagitech

                          Untitled Document[^]

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                          Worst or best website ever[^]? In the 90's it would've been pretty average :) At least you can trust the guy, he is Ling (bottom of the page) :laugh:

                          Best, Sander arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript SQL Server for C# Developers Succinctly Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                            Nah![^]

                            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                            We laugh now, but that's how websites used to look. Ah geocities, gone but not forgotten.

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                              We laugh now, but that's how websites used to look. Ah geocities, gone but not forgotten.

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                              You throw "geocities", I'll raise with "Frontpage" !

                              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice! I've seen a whole load worse than that! Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful. Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^] Sunglasses recommended... :suss:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice!

                                That's more than I'm getting. OTOH I don't think flash is installed on my work laptop at all. :cool:

                                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                • A amagitech

                                  Untitled Document[^]

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                                  Here are my peeves. 1. A growing number of websites are now a small narrow column in the middle (1/3 of the width of the screen) with blank on the left and right. I have to resize the whole page to read the fine text that is compressed into the tiny column. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?????? 2. Websites that put up a big banner that "this site uses cookies. You must click here to acknowledge some junk about stuff that is stupid and is used on every website on Earth". 3. Websites that think people are so stupid they don't realize that the website owner does not own all the content in the entire world. They put up messages that "you are leaving www.stupididiot.com and we are not responsible for whatever other websites you might look at." DUH!!!!!

                                  We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of William Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.

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                                    Here are my peeves. 1. A growing number of websites are now a small narrow column in the middle (1/3 of the width of the screen) with blank on the left and right. I have to resize the whole page to read the fine text that is compressed into the tiny column. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?????? 2. Websites that put up a big banner that "this site uses cookies. You must click here to acknowledge some junk about stuff that is stupid and is used on every website on Earth". 3. Websites that think people are so stupid they don't realize that the website owner does not own all the content in the entire world. They put up messages that "you are leaving www.stupididiot.com and we are not responsible for whatever other websites you might look at." DUH!!!!!

                                    We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of William Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.

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                                    amagitech
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                                    you are right.

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                                    • B Basildane

                                      Here are my peeves. 1. A growing number of websites are now a small narrow column in the middle (1/3 of the width of the screen) with blank on the left and right. I have to resize the whole page to read the fine text that is compressed into the tiny column. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?????? 2. Websites that put up a big banner that "this site uses cookies. You must click here to acknowledge some junk about stuff that is stupid and is used on every website on Earth". 3. Websites that think people are so stupid they don't realize that the website owner does not own all the content in the entire world. They put up messages that "you are leaving www.stupididiot.com and we are not responsible for whatever other websites you might look at." DUH!!!!!

                                      We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of William Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.

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                                      Basildane wrote:

                                      2. Websites that put up a big banner that "this site uses cookies. You must click here to acknowledge some junk about stuff that is stupid and is used on every website on Earth".

                                      You can thank the EU for that one - [The Cookie Law Explained](https://www.cookielaw.org/the-cookie-law/) - everyone knows it's useless, but it's an EU directive so.. X|

                                      Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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                                        Basildane wrote:

                                        2. Websites that put up a big banner that "this site uses cookies. You must click here to acknowledge some junk about stuff that is stupid and is used on every website on Earth".

                                        You can thank the EU for that one - [The Cookie Law Explained](https://www.cookielaw.org/the-cookie-law/) - everyone knows it's useless, but it's an EU directive so.. X|

                                        Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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                                        So there is something worse than stupidity. Lawyers.

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