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  • L Lost User

    By extension a "lazer" is one who lazes around, no? So lazer is a real word, just not so useful as a weapon or cutting tool. Actually sometimes I'm a lazer; but what I tell the wife is I'm busy stopping the couch from floating away.

    Sin tack the any key okay

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    Nelek
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    As a friend's t-shirt says: Hard work pays off tomorrow, laziness pays off today :-D

    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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    • A Agent__007

      So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

      You have just been Sharapova'd.

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      I bet the same guy "knows" that Germans universally (a) wear monocles, (b) replace 'V' with 'F' and 'W' with 'V' even when speaking English, and (c) have all the evil parts in films. :doh: X|

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      • A Agent__007

        So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

        You have just been Sharapova'd.

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        What an azz.

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        • D Daniel Pfeffer

          I bet the same guy "knows" that Germans universally (a) wear monocles, (b) replace 'V' with 'F' and 'W' with 'V' even when speaking English, and (c) have all the evil parts in films. :doh: X|

          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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          megaadam
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          Yes! And zee Germans speak like ziss!

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          • A Agent__007

            So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

            You have just been Sharapova'd.

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            Lost User
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            I like it. It's also cool when they substitute or for an er. Like in terminater.

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            • A Agent__007

              So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

              You have just been Sharapova'd.

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              H Brydon
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              Odd comment - Lazers were invented in the Untied Snakes. The word is actually an acronym, which stands for Light Amplification by Zapping with Emissions of Radiation

              I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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              • A Agent__007

                So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

                You have just been Sharapova'd.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                That's just amasing.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • A Agent__007

                  So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'. Genuine WTF? :doh:

                  You have just been Sharapova'd.

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  UZA rocks! :)

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                  • D Daniel Pfeffer

                    I bet the same guy "knows" that Germans universally (a) wear monocles, (b) replace 'V' with 'F' and 'W' with 'V' even when speaking English, and (c) have all the evil parts in films. :doh: X|

                    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                    Agent__007
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                    Well, he's Swiss so must be knowing that. :laugh:

                    You have just been Sharapova'd.

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      UZA rocks! :)

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                      Agent__007
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                      :laugh: But I found it really amusing what he knew about British and US spelling differences, cheque v/s check and aluminium v/s aluminum in particular. :) -- EDIT and oh, aeroplane v/s airplane too.

                      You have just been Sharapova'd.

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