Wiki Tribune: Facts! From the People!

[Lost User]

They are towing out oil rigs all the time. You can't tell me there is no way to tow DD to Trumpistan.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Imagine! Any news, but any news will be banned within minutes (or seconds) by someone as lie!!! No news - brave new world...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[PeejayAdams]

I've been on the internet for long enough to know that FACTS! are always in upper-case and accompanied by an exclamation mark.

Slogans aren't solutions.

[Lost User]

Can anybody put [@DalekDave](https://www.codeproject.com/Members/DalekDave) in their posts or is that for the privileged few? :-)

[Nathan Minier]

That infographic has an intellectual depth that matches the art style. Charming!

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Kaladin]

No news is good news!

[Marco Bertschi]

Anybody can summon @DalekDave

[Mark_Wallace]

I think the background idea is that it will keep trolls fully occupied, so we can hunt down real news whilst they're trolling each other.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Foothill]

In our creative world of ones and zeros, no news is indeed good news (a happy user doesn't gripe). In the real word, no news would be frightening.

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

[OriginalGriff]

666 out of 11

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

I wonder how many will get it?[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Lost User]

Are you sure, typing [@DalekDave](https://www.codeproject.com/Members/DalekDave) could awaken the [@DalekDave](https://www.codeproject.com/Members/DalekDave) Demon.

[OriginalGriff]

So don't type @DalekDave - you know what will happen. And (@DalekDave) you don't want to (@DalekDave) awaken the sleeping beast @DalekDave accidentaly, do you? @DalekDave Does each of these @DalekDave summonings send @DalekDave a separate email? If so, we better stop typing @DalekDave before @DalekDave finds his inbox full.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Marco Bertschi]

After all it doesn't matter now, since @DalekDave now has their inbox filled up anyways.

[ZurdoDev]

It's nice to have someone around who is experienced enough to make sure we stay on the straight and narrow. :laugh: :thumbsup:

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[OriginalGriff]

I'm just wondering if @DalekDave works in a signature... :-D

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Marco Bertschi]

Let's test

@DalekDave

[Marco Bertschi]

@DalekDavee Did you get one or two emails?

[Marco Bertschi]

@DalekDavee Does this still work?

[PIEBALDconsult]

Prove it.