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    Kent Sharkey
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    Researchers explored. :^) All mammals poop in 12 seconds and there’s an equation for the ‘duration of diarrheal defecation’[^] Loaded with all sorts of fun facts for dinner-table discussions. People will know you're full of it!

    TTFN - Kent

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      Researchers explored. :^) All mammals poop in 12 seconds and there’s an equation for the ‘duration of diarrheal defecation’[^] Loaded with all sorts of fun facts for dinner-table discussions. People will know you're full of it!

      TTFN - Kent

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      Mark_Wallace
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      That's easily disproven by the fact that the toilets in some of the places I've worked at are "occupied" for at least 30 minutes at a time.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        That's easily disproven by the fact that the toilets in some of the places I've worked at are "occupied" for at least 30 minutes at a time.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Marco Bertschi
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        They did not count in the smartphone factor :doh:

        I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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          They did not count in the smartphone factor :doh:

          I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Brilliant!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            That's easily disproven by the fact that the toilets in some of the places I've worked at are "occupied" for at least 30 minutes at a time.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Kent Sharkey
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            Dang it, Mario, that's what I was going to say. Instead, I'll just ask, "Are you sure they're mammals?"

            TTFN - Kent

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            • K Kent Sharkey

              Researchers explored. :^) All mammals poop in 12 seconds and there’s an equation for the ‘duration of diarrheal defecation’[^] Loaded with all sorts of fun facts for dinner-table discussions. People will know you're full of it!

              TTFN - Kent

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              Slacker007
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              Farts and potty talk. A topic that has been both funny, disgusting, and fascinating since the beginning of time.

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              • K Kent Sharkey

                Researchers explored. :^) All mammals poop in 12 seconds and there’s an equation for the ‘duration of diarrheal defecation’[^] Loaded with all sorts of fun facts for dinner-table discussions. People will know you're full of it!

                TTFN - Kent

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                Brisingr Aerowing
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                That's some crappy research.

                What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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                  That's easily disproven by the fact that the toilets in some of the places I've worked at are "occupied" for at least 30 minutes at a time.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  It is when you hear the occupier snoring (after lunch) that you wonder if they take their job seriously.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • M Marco Bertschi

                    They did not count in the smartphone factor :doh:

                    I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                    lopati loaming
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                    Ouch! Passing a smart phone must really hurt.

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                    • K Kent Sharkey

                      Researchers explored. :^) All mammals poop in 12 seconds and there’s an equation for the ‘duration of diarrheal defecation’[^] Loaded with all sorts of fun facts for dinner-table discussions. People will know you're full of it!

                      TTFN - Kent

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                      jeron1
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                      In the equation I saw no factors involving beer, burritos, or hot sauce, it's obviously flawed.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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