Thought of the day
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeMaybe _Original_Griff should change the title of his messages to Original Thought of the Day. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Johnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Aaaand - one for Peejay Coat of the Day!
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Johnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Good one! :thumbsup::laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Johnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
And for those on holiday - Coast of the day (or Côte du jour) :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeOr, post it as "My Thought of Today". This way, each person can have his or her thought of the day posted.
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now?
And don't forget Johnny.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Maybe _Original_Griff should change the title of his messages to Original Thought of the Day. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Johnny J. wrote:
So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now?
And don't forget Johnny.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
:rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Johnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Johnny J. wrote:
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads: For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day For military word-play: Fort of the Day For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day ... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day For those who love tennis: Court of the Day ... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? :confused: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeIt's fine, but if they don't do it EVERY DAY, they should be pilloried.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!