:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This has to the funniest thing I have seen in months! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Please remove your comment! It takes up valuable bits of my memory :-D
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
They make you remember the perverse thoughts you were having while writing the code.
// Had to do this hack/shortcut because...
There's a reason I block such things from my memory, I wouldn't want to be remembered! :laugh:
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Don't laugh too much. Back in the early 1980's, I had access to a Rockwell AIM-65[^] (built into a briefcase), and decided to write a Mastermind game for it in its built-in BASIC. I did so successfully, but one bug that still has me scratching my head to this day. My program had comments, but one of those comments caused the program to crash - remove the comment, it worked fine. reinstate the comment, it invariably crashed. Go figure.
Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Reduce the font size - it takes less memory space that way.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
