Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
Evolution in action ... Perhaps it's time to revise the bible: "The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and the crocodile shall help the pastor cross the damn river; and a little child shall lead them...."
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Evolution in action ... Perhaps it's time to revise the bible: "The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and the crocodile shall help the pastor cross the damn river; and a little child shall lead them...."
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In this case people get mixed up between fiction and non fiction books. Nuff said. I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week. I think it would have had the opposite effect because the crocs dinner would have any poo mixed in it and hence be better tasting !
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In this case people get mixed up between fiction and non fiction books. Nuff said. I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week. I think it would have had the opposite effect because the crocs dinner would have any poo mixed in it and hence be better tasting !
I like that they call it "Crocodile River" - hint, hint - and the bit where "the pastor entered the water and waded out approximately 30 metres before attempting to make his way to the surface." Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank... :laugh:
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I like that they call it "Crocodile River" - hint, hint - and the bit where "the pastor entered the water and waded out approximately 30 metres before attempting to make his way to the surface." Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank... :laugh:
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
I suppose that there's always the hope that this will set a precedent for religious leaders to attempt to recreate miracles, and kill themselves in the process.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
I thought we may have lost a jesus freak from the Kakadu, damn. WTF sort of publication is that, one of the ugliest, over the top designs I have seen in a while. I was going to read the store but my eyes kept crossing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I like that they call it "Crocodile River" - hint, hint - and the bit where "the pastor entered the water and waded out approximately 30 metres before attempting to make his way to the surface." Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank... :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank...
A minor technicality.. you need more faith! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank...
A minor technicality.. you need more faith! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Faith can move mountains - but bulldozers are quicker, cheaper, and a lot more reliable! :laugh:
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
I just love the eyewitness comment:
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'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. 'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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In this case people get mixed up between fiction and non fiction books. Nuff said. I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week. I think it would have had the opposite effect because the crocs dinner would have any poo mixed in it and hence be better tasting !
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I just love the eyewitness comment:
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'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. 'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
:)
Kevin
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I just love the eyewitness comment:
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'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. 'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
PeejayAdams wrote:
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
Ah, but you do suffer - from other people's religion! :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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PeejayAdams wrote:
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
Ah, but you do suffer - from other people's religion! :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Very true!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online[^] And the annual nominations for the darwin awards just keep rolling in.
He got what he deserved for misrepresenting the "Gospel Message" and reducing "Christian Faith" to a Carnival side show. Unfortunately the public as I can see from the many replies will misconstrue the actions of this far out fringe religious group as representing what Christians are really like and what we actually believe. Crazy religious fanatics like these make the rest of us look bad and the unbelievers are easily lead to believe they represent the real followers of Jesus, the Messiah. I am glad his career is cut short so he cannot corrupt more people than he already has.
