How to make you feel old...

OriginalGriff

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

Erik Rude

bread and bacon in your case?

Jon McKee

I've pondered this conundrum on many occasions. It's truly astonishing any of us wake up on a daily basis. Especially given modern standards of living such as high blood pressure, high fat, low exercise, poor diet in general, bad posture/under-developed musculature, dehydration, smoking, drinking, drug use, etc etc. You'd think at some point the organisms that make up our body would eventually just say "elephant you" and go about their own business since in many (most?) ways you are simply a guest in your own body. All that comprises your self-identity is a small, insignificant portion of your cells residing in an unnecessary part of your brain. Everything else is mostly autonomous and continues functioning even in the event of higher brain function death.