Soup manufacturing en masse..
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Soylent Green is People!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
That was my first though.. although I'd say the first steps would be to convert the fluid to fertilizer first, then maybe move onto animal feeds :~
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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So they pour your remains down the sink and stick your bones in a tumble dyer. When I finally pass I hope my disposal is handled with this level of dignity and respect.
The logic is sound enough but as usual all consideration of people's feelings are left behind :doh: I'd like to be buried at the end - nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do :-\ Seems like yet another symptom of a very overpopulated planet.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Soylent Green is People!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Under certain circumstances[^] cannibalism can save a few lives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
The logic is sound enough but as usual all consideration of people's feelings are left behind :doh: I'd like to be buried at the end - nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do :-\ Seems like yet another symptom of a very overpopulated planet.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do
Funnily enough that's also my requirement for a girlfriend.
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Brent Jenkins wrote:
nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do
Funnily enough that's also my requirement for a girlfriend.
Computer guys eh? :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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I think anything that shakes up the funeral industry is a good thing. I really hate to see people being pressured into buying elaborate, expensive and environmentally wasteful boxes that are going to get set on fire. The whole business of giving people a heap of ash that may or may not contain some remnants of the departed seems utterly bizarre to me.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
I agree: my mother asked for a cardboard coffin, so we went with that - looked pretty horrible, if I'm honest - and I was annoyed to find out it was several hundred pounds more than a "traditional wood" box.
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Brent Jenkins wrote:
nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do
Funnily enough that's also my requirement for a girlfriend.
This would explain why you are still single... :laugh:
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Under certain circumstances[^] cannibalism can save a few lives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Not [in our office](http://smokeforwhat.com/img/no\_smoking\_signs/sexy-skeleton-smoker.jpg) :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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So they pour your remains down the sink and stick your bones in a tumble dyer. When I finally pass I hope my disposal is handled with this level of dignity and respect.
How about this?[^] The only drawback is that you get to sleep with the fishes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Not [in our office](http://smokeforwhat.com/img/no\_smoking\_signs/sexy-skeleton-smoker.jpg) :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Look at the skull. Is it required to leave your brain at the front desk when you come in? I once worked for such an employer too.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
Having had to make that kind of decision for someone less than two weeks ago: No.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
I do not understand why people spend thousands of dollars to bury someone. Just drop me in a hole and cover me with dirt. What's the big deal?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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How about this?[^] The only drawback is that you get to sleep with the fishes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Precisely what I've always wanted for myself - preferably on a pool in my local park. A bit flashy, perhaps, but it would be a great day out for those celebrating my departure.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I do not understand why people spend thousands of dollars to bury someone. Just drop me in a hole and cover me with dirt. What's the big deal?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
A pleasure. When do you have time?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
People Soup? Just go to any public swimming pool . . . and don't ask about the seasonings! Serious Part: "Green" - does anyone care to take into account the pollution caused in the manufacture of the chemicals involved in the alkaline solution? There's energy. There's the by products. Just to start. What you've done in this farcical "green" solution is moved the pollution off to somewhere else where you don't have to think about it. The closest you'll get to a 'green' disposal of a body is burial in plain pine boxes and or only a shroud (naked would be better but, well, you know how people are). This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims. No embalming, either.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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People Soup? Just go to any public swimming pool . . . and don't ask about the seasonings! Serious Part: "Green" - does anyone care to take into account the pollution caused in the manufacture of the chemicals involved in the alkaline solution? There's energy. There's the by products. Just to start. What you've done in this farcical "green" solution is moved the pollution off to somewhere else where you don't have to think about it. The closest you'll get to a 'green' disposal of a body is burial in plain pine boxes and or only a shroud (naked would be better but, well, you know how people are). This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims. No embalming, either.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims.
And serial killers. They are quite green in their disposal methods.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
No - have left my body to medical science as I do not anticipate that I will need it post my demise, and then it's naked* cremation when they are done**. * No box - not no clothes ** This may change with hospital best practice but is the current procedure.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims.
And serial killers. They are quite green in their disposal methods.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
And serial killers.
I defer to you obvious experience in this matter.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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[Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
So now, everyone can be buried as a murder victim. What will they think of next? </sarc>
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
