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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    Lost User
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    Ahh... that makes me wax nostalgic of all the great puns you've posted over the years. Both of them.

    In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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    • L Lost User

      Ahh... that makes me wax nostalgic of all the great puns you've posted over the years. Both of them.

      In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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      OriginalGriff
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      Ouch! That stings! Please, bee more careful in future - or buzz off!

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Ouch! That stings! Please, bee more careful in future - or buzz off!

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Lost User
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        ...and OG keeps droning on. :rolleyes:

        In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Not if all she has are bee stings.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Daniel Pfeffer
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            Two bees or not two bees; that is the question!

            If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              W Balboos GHB
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              I hive an urge to wax poetic. (Don't worry- I'm just pollen your leg)

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                Not if all she has are bee stings.

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                Lost User
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                In that case she can buzz off?

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Maybe she's a honey

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Maybe she's a honey

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Sweet!

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Kschuler
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                      If she is you'd better comb your hair and treat her like a queen.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        RedDk
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                        No, it means she's a patient of mine and I'm not overly enthralled by the way the new scaffold for the stem-cell ear I'm constructing for her in my laboratory is turning out so I need to see her again so we can restart the culture.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          Foothill
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                          If she was also a great cook, that would be the bee's knees.

                          if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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