Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

If a dolphin was falsely arrested, would he apply for a writ of Habeus Porpoise?

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

The SJWs would probably make a tuna protests.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Lost User]

He would do it just for the halibut.

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[W Balboos GHB]

She could probably issue some cetaceans, although the courts could be fin-icky about accepting them.

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[Lost User]

and probably backflip on that

Sin tack the any key okay

[ronlease]

Let's mammal it over.

[MacSpudster]

I snout it. Now, if we can only transfer their sonar ability to detect yer incoming jokes! ;P

[Lost User]

spouting blow hards, but they are good at chasing the sharks away.

Sin tack the any key okay

[Daniel Pfeffer]

MacSpudster wrote:

sonar ability to detect yer incoming jokes!

All you need is a watch. If it's a weekday afternoon, expect incoming pearls of wisdom. :omg:

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill