For non UK-ians
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
the country is officially being run by the strong and stable Queen, Hugh "strong and stable" Grant and J K Rowling (MP for StrongAndStable, Edinburgh ). The Strong and Stable Parliament has relocated to the (strong and stable) beach front in (decidedly not strong and stable) Brighton and Fat Boy Strong And Stable Slim is providing the strong and stable tunes.
FTFY - Theresa (strong and stable) May.
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I knew it, in the government it's full of stables!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.
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I knew it, in the government it's full of stables!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.
Well, stables are generally pretty full of of something, and most governments are full of the same stuff, if from a different species! :laugh:
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So - the constitution of the UK is unwritten and therefore takes some interpretation but as things stand unless and until a coalition can be formed the country is officially being run by the Queen, Hugh Grant and J K Rowling. Parliament has relocated to the beach front in Brighton and Fat Boy Slim is providing the tunes. Personally I hope this lasts.
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So - the constitution of the UK is unwritten and therefore takes some interpretation but as things stand unless and until a coalition can be formed the country is officially being run by the Queen, Hugh Grant and J K Rowling. Parliament has relocated to the beach front in Brighton and Fat Boy Slim is providing the tunes. Personally I hope this lasts.
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So - the constitution of the UK is unwritten and therefore takes some interpretation but as things stand unless and until a coalition can be formed the country is officially being run by the Queen, Hugh Grant and J K Rowling. Parliament has relocated to the beach front in Brighton and Fat Boy Slim is providing the tunes. Personally I hope this lasts.
I can't help but think of that episode of The Young Ones where Rik repeatedly shouts "Hands up who likes me!" Never a good move ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I can't help but think of that episode of The Young Ones where Rik repeatedly shouts "Hands up who likes me!" Never a good move ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Oooh yes! :-D
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Well at least the next few months (weeks?) will be interesting. Or more likely disastrous. I still find it hard to believe how many people can vote for Corbyn.
I think they voted for soft Brexit, not Corbyn.
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Well at least the next few months (weeks?) will be interesting. Or more likely disastrous. I still find it hard to believe how many people can vote for Corbyn.
I didn't vote for Jeremy Corbyn. I voted for my constituency candidate. Whatever Mrs. May might think, we don't have presidential elections here.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The problem with posting this in the Lounge is it quickly turns into a political debate, which isn't allowed here.
55378008 wrote:
a political debate, which isn't allowed here
Apolitical debates are allowed.
Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I didn't vote for Jeremy Corbyn. I voted for my constituency candidate. Whatever Mrs. May might think, we don't have presidential elections here.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
PeejayAdams wrote:
I voted for my constituency candidate.
Yeah - you already saw how great that worked out for us/US when people voted for party instead of simply paying attention.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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55378008 wrote:
a political debate, which isn't allowed here
Apolitical debates are allowed.
Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
Don't worry - much more likely to break into a lexical debated as to why the parliament is "hung" and not "hanged". :)
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Well, stables are generally pretty full of of something, and most governments are full of the same stuff, if from a different species! :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
from a different species!
Donkeys?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
from a different species!
Donkeys?
Bovines, specifically male!
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Bovines, specifically male!
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Gene samples indicate primates.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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Gene samples indicate primates.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Yeah, but with only a single helix...
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Yeah, but with only a single helix...
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Let's never forget that one of us here ran off to become a politician, no matter with what success. Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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Let's never forget that one of us here ran off to become a politician, no matter with what success. Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
Master Joda:
Beware of the dark side ... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
Look at what happened to DD!
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CDP1802 wrote:
Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
Master Joda:
Beware of the dark side ... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
Look at what happened to DD!
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A friend once said that one day they would elect me, the next day we would be at war with someone. He did not mean my chaotic alignment. He commented on my unpresidented diplomacy and love for compromise. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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A friend once said that one day they would elect me, the next day we would be at war with someone. He did not mean my chaotic alignment. He commented on my unpresidented diplomacy and love for compromise. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
my unpresidented diplomacy
Freudian slip there? :laugh:
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CDP1802 wrote:
my unpresidented diplomacy
Freudian slip there? :laugh:
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No, Trump quote. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
