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    Simon_Whale
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    Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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      Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

      Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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      Perhaps he was listening to Motorhead - Love me Like a Reptile[^]?

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        Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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        Lost User
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        Wow! I mean really wow! What can one say to that? I'll go with Charles Darwin: "We need more crocs."

        Sin tack the any key okay

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          Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

          Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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          MarkTJohnson
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          The Darwin Awards, the only awards that only the losers can attend.

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            Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

            Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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            RaviBee
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            A tragedy... /ravi

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              A tragedy... /ravi

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              Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

              A tragedy...

              ...for the poor sexually assaulted crocodile. No means no! :doh:

              In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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                Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

                Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Ya know, um... :wtf:??

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                  Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

                  Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                  Well, that's Aussies for ya... He's not just a contender, but he won it. No more of his genes in the pool.

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                    Well, that's Aussies for ya... He's not just a contender, but he won it. No more of his genes in the pool.

                    #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                    There are times when that pool needs considerably more chlorine...

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                      Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile[^] Not much to add but ouch :doh:

                      Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      So now we have a hopped up crack head croc wandering the coastline. I call bullshit - I am 1 beach away from there and it was not in the local news or the national news nor is it on the radio. Croc and shark attacks ALWAYS make the national news!

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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