A Ponderance
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
So ... will we move to the Three Seashells, or start to wipe with an iPhone?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Tim Carmichael wrote:
worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years
You have my condolences. The closest airport to where I used to live was in the same town as a pulp and paper mill. I dreaded flying because the smell there made me sick. Recently a friend and I were driving back and happened to go through said town, we had the windows rolled up and the AC going. Suddenly the most horrible noxious smell invaded my nose, fortunately friend mentioned that the paper mill must be going. Broke into laughter, apologized, and admitted that I was worried he had just passed some rancid gas. :laugh:
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
I can live with antivirus if that's all they do. These days though seems every av product comes bundled with a couple dozen bottles of snake oil and enforced system cripples. We've all accused ms of bloating their products and removing user control/settings, these guys have taken that to a whole new level. Actually I only use mbam 1.75 on-demand, common sense full-time, windows firewall both ways.
Sin tack the any key okay
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So ... will we move to the Three Seashells, or start to wipe with an iPhone?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Tim Carmichael wrote:
I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years
Production or IT? I did years in corrugated fiberboard shipping container manufacturing while taking some time off from college. For most of the last 2 years of it, I was working 12 hour shifts, with one day off every two weeks. It was the inspiration I needed to get my a$$ back to school! :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Tim Carmichael wrote:
Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Well, it's certainly not like an auto-installed anti-virus definition update has ever had a false-positive on one of our shared .NET assemblies, deleted every instance of it from the server, and rendered several of our websites inoperable last Saturday morning. :doh: The false-positive was removed in the next update, but I still needed to force it to check for updates, as it was too soon after the last update. And then copy the file back to every "bin" directory that used it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Tim Carmichael wrote:
I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years
Production or IT? I did years in corrugated fiberboard shipping container manufacturing while taking some time off from college. For most of the last 2 years of it, I was working 12 hour shifts, with one day off every two weeks. It was the inspiration I needed to get my a$$ back to school! :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
kmoorevs wrote:
It was the inspiration I needed to get my a$$ back to school!
If only more folks were that smart and inspired. :thumbsup:
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
If you want 'bumpf' then it's hard to do better than Microsoft documentation!
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So ... will we move to the Three Seashells, or start to wipe with an iPhone?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I worked at a pulp and paper mill for 12 1/2 years and have heard repeatedly that we are moving towards a paperless society. A comment was made this week that we will be a paperless society when we stop using toilet tissue. On my commute this morning, I was pondering that and this question came to find: Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Tim Carmichael wrote:
Are anti-virus and anti-malware application just digital toilet tissue?
Them thar's a ponderous question, Podner, a virtual septic field of ontologies floating in epistemology. If I had to poke a stick into it, I might opine that these warez are a kind of chimeric cross of immune-system, and excretory functions, even a kind of necessarily symbiotic microbiome line of defense. But, I think I'll keep this here schtick fresh. cheers, Bill
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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So ... will we move to the Three Seashells, or start to wipe with an iPhone?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Dyson will invent a bidet that runs on recycled water and dreams.
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Dyson will invent a bidet that runs on recycled water and dreams.
Then he'll get it made in a Chinese sweatshop, and sell it for a month's pay in the West ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Then he'll get it made in a Chinese sweatshop, and sell it for a month's pay in the West ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Well, it had to be made from *someone's* dreams.
