I was sent this...

OriginalGriff

...and some of them might go on my resume...[^] :laugh:

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Brisingr Aerowing

LOL!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

Kyle Moyer

Positively brilliant. Love it.

Richard Andrew x64

He listed Hadoop twice! :)

The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

OriginalGriff

Quote:

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications. Rapist: Hadoop, murder, arson and hadoop. Hedley Lamarr: You said hadoop twice. Rapist: I like hadoop.

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dan sh

C#/C++? Is he equating those lowly C++ primitive beings with evolved and smart civilization that has intelli-elephanting-sense?

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

Just realized that 'lazy' is not on mine!!! Going to fix it...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Rage

"Also, I'm proficient in Pikachu."

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

Richard Deeming

Sounds like you're a voyeur with hay-fever. :-D

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer