Woo hoo, 12% I could live forever...
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
Lopatir wrote:
People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee.
My English is lousy. As I see it, it is very unlikely that you will not die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
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Lopatir wrote:
People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee.
My English is lousy. As I see it, it is very unlikely that you will not die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
Death rate in non-coffee drinkers is 100%. Therefore if you drink coffee you are only 88% likely to die.
Phil
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"These beans can extend your life"
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Lopatir wrote:
People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee.
My English is lousy. As I see it, it is very unlikely that you will not die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
This means that if you have a 12% likelihood to die, you can be immortal if you drink coffee.
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This means that if you have a 12% likelihood to die, you can be immortal if you drink coffee.
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
As I understand it, it is an [observational study](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observational\_study), not a [Controlled study](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case-control\_study). It just means that, if you drink coffee you might live longer. I assume that they mean a real coffee, a simple espresso or drip coffee cup or 2 per day , and not a gallon of super fatty and sugary coffee beverage that mega chains sell.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with a few of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with most of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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"Morticians hate this one weird trick!!!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
"9 Ways to Live Forever" :-D
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, scientist says[^] Somebody needs a proof reader, the very first paragraph...
Scientists have found that people who drink coffee appear to live longer. Drinking coffee was associated with lower risk of death due to heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and kidney disease. People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee. <- yep, a full stop right there
Woo hoo, drink 1 cup coffee per day = 12% less likely to die! so if I increase coffee input to 9 cups per day that would make it 108% less likely to die. I'll take it,... plus 8 more please.
Sin tack the any key okay
Proof that Heaven does not exist: Drinking enough coffee will ensure you live forever. Given that both Heaven and Hell are filled with dead people, that implies that there is no coffee in either. As a place without coffee is a good approximation to Hell, Heaven does not exist. :)
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I can see the click bait now, "You can live forever using THIS SIMPLE METHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
