Dad Jokes...

[R Giskard Reventlov]

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. but the second time, it let me down. 2 slices of melon talking. One says to the the other "Let's run away and get married". The other slice replies "I'm sorry, I cantaloupe..." I'll get my coat.

[Jon McKee]

The only dad jokes that stick in my head are nerdy ones like "I can understand 4, 5, 7, and 8 feet, but I can't fathom."

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Made me laugh. :laugh:

[Slacker007]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9. Try to top that one. :laugh:

[Daniel Pfeffer]

More like granddad jokes.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[kdmote]

The one I heard yesterday (although, its probably old as the woods): "I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. Thankfully I turned myself around."

[Jon McKee]

So I woke up to this What's Up Doc - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts - YouTube[^]. I think they win :laugh: I also wonder now if they visit here; the timing is impeccable.